Sunday, December 28, 2008

I Was Just MUSING....


1. How many cups of eggnog have I had?
2. How long does it take for the Gas-X to work?
3. Will they ask me to model for Victoria's Secret again this year?
4. Is there a better way to smuggle drugs other than under my hat?
5. I'm too sexy for my shades!
6. How long can one go without washing one's hair before it actually falls out?
7. I tried the Wonder Bra...I wonder where it went?
8. Where have all my rowdy blogging friends gone? They were here one day...and then POOF!...they were gone!
9. Why is there a Nazi sitting behind me?

17 comments:

Cher said...

10. These sports bras sure flatten my boobies.
11. I can't get Dwight Eisenhower's sexy bald head out of my mind.
12. Well, it wasn't as good as Starbuck's!

The Texas Woman

the junkin' yaya said...

All I can say is...you are a hoot! Can't wait to meet you next month....I will also be going to the Red Barn in January to meet up with "T" and buy some goodies for the shop....xo...deb

Cher said...

13. I wonder if I should darken my mole and turn it into a beauty mark.
14. "I think I like this character better than Mrs. Doughtfire." Robin Williams

You guys are addictive! Quit doing this to me! Even when there isn't a contest involved I think of youse!

The Texas Woman

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Cher:
Leaving an open-ended creative post for writers is like giving scotch tape to babies...we just can't get rid of it, can we?

Love to drive you crazy!!!

Malisa

trash talk said...

I find this a"musing". Debbie

Cher said...

Phfssst!!!

Cher said...

Oh, oh, I got another one!

15. Don't look now but isn't that Tom Cruise behind me?

I'm rolling on the floor over that one.

DON'T EVER POST ANOTHER PHOTO AGAIN!!!!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Cher:

You are on a roll today! I laughed my ass off with the Tom Cruise comment! Driving down I-45...trying to read the comment...trying to post the comment...laughing hysterically and weaving from lane to lane!

I am going to post a pic for you every week! :)

Malisa

Deb Hodge said...

Thank you for the smile....ahhhh
XOXO Deb

Cher said...

No! Please! Not that! Not a pic every week! I can't take it!

That dang likker is bad enough but adding these dern pictures is driving me insane!

My mouth is dry just watching him. Excuse me while I get the windex out and wipe down that window!

trash talk said...

I felt the need to answer some of the questions posed by the dude in drag.
1. Honey, you have no cups A, B or eggs and I'm pretty sure you lost your nog a long time ago.
2. Judging by the fact you're alone, quickly.
3. They ASKED you last year?
4. Anywhere! The last thing you have to worry about is a body patdown.
5. Well then give them to me to dim the view.
6. Obviously forever, unless it's attached to the hat.
7. Really?
8. Poof! Gone with the Exlax.
9. That's not a nazi, but the fashion police and you have broken every law in the book.
Whew, I feel better! Tn'T

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

TnT:

Whew, I feel better that you are back!

Malisa

the junkin' yaya said...

Okay...I have obviously missed the whole gest of this post??? :) I obviously need a vacation! :) xo...deb

The Muse said...

lol..lol i needed a laugh...and i got it!

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

Ok..here is my late contribution:

If I ignore him today, maybe we can pretend like last night never happened.

~Mindy

Woman in a Window said...

These moments make me LAUGH the good kind of healthy laugh!

Linda said...

You take the best pictures! rofl