1. How many cups of eggnog have I had?
2. How long does it take for the Gas-X to work?
3. Will they ask me to model for Victoria's Secret again this year?
4. Is there a better way to smuggle drugs other than under my hat?
5. I'm too sexy for my shades!
6. How long can one go without washing one's hair before it actually falls out?
7. I tried the Wonder Bra...I wonder where it went?
8. Where have all my rowdy blogging friends gone? They were here one day...and then POOF!...they were gone!
9. Why is there a Nazi sitting behind me?
9. Why is there a Nazi sitting behind me?
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10. These sports bras sure flatten my boobies.
11. I can't get Dwight Eisenhower's sexy bald head out of my mind.
12. Well, it wasn't as good as Starbuck's!
The Texas Woman
All I can say is...you are a hoot! Can't wait to meet you next month....I will also be going to the Red Barn in January to meet up with "T" and buy some goodies for the shop....xo...deb
13. I wonder if I should darken my mole and turn it into a beauty mark.
14. "I think I like this character better than Mrs. Doughtfire." Robin Williams
You guys are addictive! Quit doing this to me! Even when there isn't a contest involved I think of youse!
The Texas Woman
Cher:
Leaving an open-ended creative post for writers is like giving scotch tape to babies...we just can't get rid of it, can we?
Love to drive you crazy!!!
Malisa
I find this a"musing". Debbie
Phfssst!!!
Oh, oh, I got another one!
15. Don't look now but isn't that Tom Cruise behind me?
I'm rolling on the floor over that one.
DON'T EVER POST ANOTHER PHOTO AGAIN!!!!
Cher:
You are on a roll today! I laughed my ass off with the Tom Cruise comment! Driving down I-45...trying to read the comment...trying to post the comment...laughing hysterically and weaving from lane to lane!
I am going to post a pic for you every week! :)
Malisa
Thank you for the smile....ahhhh
XOXO Deb
No! Please! Not that! Not a pic every week! I can't take it!
That dang likker is bad enough but adding these dern pictures is driving me insane!
My mouth is dry just watching him. Excuse me while I get the windex out and wipe down that window!
I felt the need to answer some of the questions posed by the dude in drag.
1. Honey, you have no cups A, B or eggs and I'm pretty sure you lost your nog a long time ago.
2. Judging by the fact you're alone, quickly.
3. They ASKED you last year?
4. Anywhere! The last thing you have to worry about is a body patdown.
5. Well then give them to me to dim the view.
6. Obviously forever, unless it's attached to the hat.
7. Really?
8. Poof! Gone with the Exlax.
9. That's not a nazi, but the fashion police and you have broken every law in the book.
Whew, I feel better! Tn'T
TnT:
Whew, I feel better that you are back!
Malisa
Okay...I have obviously missed the whole gest of this post??? :) I obviously need a vacation! :) xo...deb
lol..lol i needed a laugh...and i got it!
Ok..here is my late contribution:
If I ignore him today, maybe we can pretend like last night never happened.
~Mindy
These moments make me LAUGH the good kind of healthy laugh!
You take the best pictures! rofl
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