Saturday, January 17, 2009

The Love Machine!

I present my design ideas for...
The Excessive Machine!
Yes, you guessed it...
Canned Ham ala...
BARBARELLA!
Can you see it now?
You and Cat Daddy flying through the countryside..
Just like Barbarella and her angel love partner!

After the long trip to Warrenton...
play time in The Excessive Machine!
Yes, The Excessive Machine now has wings...
Just like your angel!
You step inside your Sex Machine...
(yes, that is what The Excessive Machine was)
to the touch of...
fake fur!

After a hard day of shopping or selling...
You and your angel put your feet up...
in this...
or this!
Your bed is a mattress...
Covered with these!

And with the feathers left behind...
from your love angel...
you make and hang these...

Or place these by your black leather chairs!


Need additional lighting?
How Barbarella!
How about some Barbarella...
curtains?
This fabric is too cool...

Or do you prefer this one?


Like wow...
Too many choices!

To round out your perfect Barbarella look...
May I suggest lounge wear...
for The Excessive Machine?
Always greet your love angel with...
and...

To be the best Barbarella you can be,
place a pair of pyrex bowls...
on your breasts!


Girl, you got the Barbarella look going on now!



Trash Talk and Cat Daddy...
Hope you like your new digs!
And about the name...
You could call it The Excessive Machine...
but that is a bit excessive!
Or The Sex Machine...
but that is a bit suggestive!
Or The Love Machine...
because that is what you two are about!

For those of you too young to remember Barbarella...
For those of you who don't understand this post...
go to Debbie's contest at:






















8 comments:

Debbie York said...

Far Out!!! I can totally dig some of that. I love the fur and the lamps and the fabric. I'm afraid I might hurt myself or Cat Daddy in those heels!!! Besides I want boots. Now the pyrex bra I'm really going to have to think about? Can I get that with straps? In a size big? Thanks for the great post. This is fun and may earn you extra entries, my groovy friends. What a way to go the extra mile. I think y'all may just be the crown jewels. Tn'T

Heinous said...

That looks like it would be fun. I think the medusa lamp is my favorite. Thanks for coming by my blog!

The Junkin' Yaya said...

Ya'll are hysterical! I can't even get my mind wrapped around this contest...hehehe (guess it is those long days and nights at the yaya?)

Have a great rest of the weekend! xo..deb

Frippery said...

You have got the TnT/Cat Daddy feeling down! I want those feathered lamps and psychedelic polka dot fabric. I don't know about walking in those shoes...oh wait, I guess they're not really for walking... now the pyrex bowls ... are they like wonder bowls? Thats about as much support as a girl can get. Too funny. Pam (P.S. for Debbie, Thigh high boots are neccesary if you're going that route.)

trash talk said...

But of course thigh high. Are there any other types, Pam? Of course on me thigh highs are up somewhere close to the wonder bowls!!! Tn'T

The Muse said...

Sorry I'm so late in posting my comments...work has taken me on a few travels as of late...but now that I am able, I certainly wanted to "visit".

Our cottage, The Painted Nest is not abundant in PINK (gasp, I know, LOL) nonetheless the fun continues, as I participated in this past Sat. Pink Posting... :)

Happy to be here this evening at home...!

LOL it soo cold here...I may have to BUY those PYREX bowls and USE them! LOL

Nathalie Thompson said...

I love fake fur and feathers and leather. Ooops, did I type that out loud?

Maki said...

Holy Cow!!! Your blog is too cool to handle!! I LOVE YOUR HEADER!!!

Thank you so much for supporting my big day past Wednesday - so sorry it's taken me forever to say hello. Visiting over 160 blogs is a lot harder and takes longer than I thought...

All your comments meant a lot to me - thank you so much!!

Hope you're having a lovely week and stay in touch!!!