The Love Machine!

Trash Talk...

I present my design ideas for...

The Excessive Machine!

Yes, you guessed it...

Canned Ham ala...

BARBARELLA!

Can you see it now?

You and Cat Daddy flying through the countryside..

Just like Barbarella and her angel love partner!

After the long trip to Warrenton...
play time in The Excessive Machine!

Yes, The Excessive Machine now has wings...

Just like your angel!

You step inside your Sex Machine...

(yes, that is what The Excessive Machine was)

to the touch of...

fake fur!

After a hard day of shopping or selling...

You and your angel put your feet up...

in this...

or this!

Your bed is a mattress...

Covered with these!

And with the feathers left behind...

from your love angel...

you make and hang these...

Or place these by your black leather chairs!

Need additional lighting?

How Barbarella!

How about some Barbarella...

curtains?

This fabric is too cool...

Or do you prefer this one?

Like wow...

Too many choices!

To round out your perfect Barbarella look...

May I suggest lounge wear...

for The Excessive Machine?

Always greet your love angel with...

and...

To be the best Barbarella you can be,
place a pair of pyrex bowls...
on your breasts!


Girl, you got the Barbarella look going on now!



Trash Talk and Cat Daddy...
Hope you like your new digs!
And about the name...
You could call it The Excessive Machine...
but that is a bit excessive!
Or The Sex Machine...
but that is a bit suggestive!
Or The Love Machine...
because that is what you two are about!

For those of you too young to remember Barbarella...

go to: http://www.youtube.com/

For those of you who don't understand this post...

go to Debbie's contest at:

http://www.talkingwhitetrash.blogspot.com/