Trash Talk said she was ready for a game...
So lets try this one...
(This is a game that Karen and I
play on our cells phones!)
Never-Ending Story
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in mid-sentence...
3. The next person picks up (in mid-sentence) where the last comment left off and will then add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in mid-sentence
5. Don't end the story...it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want to continue the story!
Lets play!
Charles and Marjorie were young and in love. At least, Charles was young. They escaped to Europe for a few days of privacy and love making. With all thoughts of home behind them, they hopped aboard the tour bus. They were totally unaware that the bus driver...
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Charles and Marjorie were young and in love. At least, Charles was young. They escaped to Europe for a few days of privacy and love making. With all thoughts of home behind them, they hopped aboard the tour bus. They were totally unaware that the bus driver...
had planned to give all his inheritance to the one couple that caught his eye. Once he saw how much in love they were he just couldn't resist....
(ah, dude, I wanna play but criminal minds is on and I know it sucks but there's not a whole lot going on upstairs tonight...NO, not THAT upstairs, so I'll be back later.)
staring at them intently, which caused the bus to wreck into a porta potty. The poor man who had been using the facilities was trapped inside the blue box until...
they heard a loud roar. They all turned and looked toward the sky and couldn't believe their eyes! It was a
left tire from the bus hurtling through space directly towards the onlookers gathered to watch the man crawling out of the end of the porta-potty, who covered in
wet, smelly toilet paper, looked up and saw his brother, Charles, with his ex-wife, Marjorie. The bus driver was disappointed to hear that Marjorie wasn't a one woman man. Feeling pity for the crowd covered in porta potty contributions, the bus driver...
Oops! Two comments posted at once...I'll just go with the last one.
Feeling pity for the crowd covered in porta potty contributions, the bus driver...
said "drinks are on me!" All the passengers headed across the street to the famous German bar,"You Vill Drink My Beer". Meantime, Peter, the porta potty man, who was covered in wet toilet paper, stood staring at his brother and his ex-wife. A tear trickled down his cheek as he...
wiped it away with a piece of toilet paper, he thought to himself that someone should inform his brother that not only was Marjorie not a one man woman, but that she wasn't even a woman but a, gasp,
man with lace on his panties! He was apt to picking out boudoir lamps, and playing bunco with the girls. Peter looked at his brother, Charles and said...
"haven't you noticed that hair on 'her' upper lip?" Charles reddened with embarrasment as he said, "Yes, but I thought she was only going through menopause!" Peter shook his head in disgust and asked his brother if he hadn't noticed that Marjorie couldn't even...
...hide his Adam's apple behind those really, big feathery scarves he was always buying at those horrid flea markets they frequently went to in...
(Malisa: Thank you for the comment on my "Brother Heron" post, very kind of you! That piece I wrote in about 2 1/2 - 3 hours. Speaking of borrowing, where did you get the copy widget in the upper right corner of your page/)
or wouldn't even pee sitting down. Charles, ever being the gentleman, replied "I've never looked, but now come to think about it she did always want
WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING FOR THIS ANNOUNCEMENT! KAREN & MALISSA-YOU'RE AWARD IS READY FOR PICKUP AT TALKING TRASH. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR BROADCAST. Carry on girls!!! Tn'T
to borrow my Schick extra heavy duty razor. When she returned it the dang thing was always dull and the bathtub was full of...
battleships and bubbles. Funny think is we didn't ever own any bubble bath. I just always thought she had a thing for sailors and the bubbles were from
the champaigne we always drank while bathing. Jack and Charles left Marjorie behind and went into a cute little antique store where they, at the same time, saw...
a statue of the nine muses. They knew at once they would buy the piece....why, how could they not? But as they prepared to pay, a starling discovery confronted them both! Aghast.............
they realized Marjorie had posed as a model for all nine muses!! Where on earth, no, how on earth had she been able all these years to hide that
bald head? How had she tricked so many men for so many years? Her secret was simple...falsies, lipstick and...
and a well placed fig leaf. Charles was dumbfounded. How could he have been so blind. Filled with love and hate for Marjorie, he looked around in the antique shop and grabbed
(Oh my gawd! I came back to post something trite and I was faced with this! I'm sorry. I got nothin'. I'm laughing too hard to contribute. You guys are all twisted! LOVE this!)
...money. Money can deceive any man, and Marjorie had lots of it. Jack and Charles put the statue down and headed to the door. Just then, they saw...
Donald Trump, disguised as an antique dealer (thats how he made all his money)selling gym baskets. As the walked past him he said...
You're fired!! Now get out of my sight and take that poor excuse you call for a woman and go to
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