It is Wednesday...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So let's write the...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in mid-sentence...
3. The next person picks up (in mid-sentence) where the last comment left off and will then add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in mid-sentence
5. Don't end the story...it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want to continue the story!
Let's Write!
Sadie and Beulah were inseparable. No one could remember when they hadn't been together. The two women shared the little white cottage on Bloomers Lane. Sadie and Beulah liked the same foods, went to the same optometrist and finished each other's sentences. But there was something else they shared. They shared...
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...a love for the strange hand growing out of Beulah's left shoulder. When Beulah was born, the doctor saw that extra appendage and said...
...a secret! A secret if revealed, would have shocked the people of Bloomers Lane! No one would have know their secret, except one day...
Here are two cool continuations of the story! It is my fault that they arrived in the comment section at the same time...I slept late! So here you go...pick one and let's write!
Malisa
the police raided their little party in Victoria Texas where all the ladies league was in attendance. Suddenly the whole town knew how our two fiesty friends supplemented their retirement income by
selling sex toys out of their home. Ladies flocked to the parties to see the extra hand give demonstrations of...
...auction bidding for sexually challenged, 3 handed people, there are alot of 3 handed women in Victoria because...
all the hands, every damn hand was "right" hands, what the hell? What about the sexually challenged that just need one "left" hand?
giving a whole new meaning to south pawing! But as they were loaded up into the paddy wagon, Sadie could not stop Beulah from raising her
...voice, "Unhand me, pigs!" Unfortunately, the youngest police officer took her demand literally. In a flash...quicker than a cat could lick it's ass...the rooky policeman...
licked his thumb and proceeded to write them a ticket for public nudity which in Victoria is punishable by
...kissed Beulah! He had always had a thing for older women with extra hands. Said it came in "handy" if you know what I mean! But Sadie was furious and turned to the policeman and..
(Two comments which pick up on the same sentence. I will combine them because they are both so dang good!)
...the rooky policeman...licked his thumb and proceeded to write them a ticket for public nudity which is Victoria is punishable by...being required to kiss Beulah! The rookie was happy with this punishment because he had always had a thing for older women with extra hands. Said it came in "handy" if you know wht I mean! But Sadie was furious and turned to the policeman and...
...slapped him...first with one hand...and then with the other! Sadie's slapping rage ignited Beulah who turned on Sadie and began slapping and flapping at the same time! Beulah cried out, "Oh, Sadie, why can't you just let me...
(for the record...I am looking...but, I've got nothing. Proceed. Maybe I'll get inspired.)
put my hand in the air like the nice policeman wanted. I really wanted to play cops and robbers and let him handcuff my
extra hand to his belt! We could have played slap and giggle and become best buddies! Gosh, Sadie, I just wanted to give him a hand because he is really in need of...
attending one of our flocking parties. Can't we start inviting men to
stop playing handsies and really get involved in our parties. If we could get just one man to attend, I bet we could do away with
...women at our Flocking parties! (What the he-- is a flocking party?) Actually, there is a rumor that Bulah is growing a 4th hand because...
you never know when an extra hand will come in handy for flocking. Everybody knows it is fst becoming a lost art and one could easily lose their
grip on reality because they forgot that earlier in the day ladies flocked to their parties, hence the flocking party. Beulah realized how easy it was to set Pleasure Coaches up for a joke so she
invited the rookie cop and his buddies to come join the party and get flocked! The rookie broke into a big smile and high fived Beulah's third hand. The cops forgot all about Dunkin' Donuts as they dreamed of...
...the possibilities of Buhla's 4th hand! Anyone for bridge! Proclaims the Rookie as he...
adds we need a fourth-hand that is. As they set up the card table and chairs for a little hand to hand
mind flocking! Rookie was a serious bridge player but he found it hard to concentrate. He kept staring at...
the little pink bud that was Beulah's new emerging 4th hand. The little bud was growing fast! The rookie's eyes travelled back and forth between Beulah's 3rd and 4th hand until he realized that the hands were quickly growing! Suddenly, it hit him...those weren't hands...they were...
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