Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Strongest, Hottest, Sexiest...

Superman, Halle Barry and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Superman said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure ?"

Halle Barry said, "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder."

Brad Pitt agreed. "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed. "

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the Wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Superman was the strongest, Halle Barry was the sexiest and Brad Pitt was the hottest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Superman walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."

Brad Pitt walked in, with a big smile and said "It is true! It has been confirmed that I am hottest man alive!"

Halle Barry followed last looking baffled and said...

"Who the hell is Debbie from Talking Trash???!!!!!"


trash talk said...

DO NOT DO THAT TO ME WHEN I HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF COKE AND HOT DOG!!!!! I'll get back later after I clean myself up. I am rolling!!! Debbie


Thanks for the laugh!! That's too cute!

Cher said...

WOOHOO! She gotcha, Debbie!

The Texas Woman

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

HA! That was great! ~Mindy

trash talk said...

OK, now that I've got over the world knowing what I always knew....You slay me!!! You're mind works like no one else's. Don't know if that is a good or a bad thing, but I totally dig it. I'll find a way to pay you back and I mean that in the most evil way possible.

I'm just reading along, taking a little break from my humdrum life, waiting for the punch line and BAM....the punch line is me. I wasn't kidding. I spit drink everywhere. I got some 'splain' to do when C.D. gets home.

Y'all are the most fun and like I said before, I can't wait till Zapp

Hey, I did put your name another time in the bucket just for the hell of this.


Unique Unique Design said...

You are a riot!!! It totally caught me off guard, but it makes me proud that I know the woman in the mirror!

trash talk said...

Malisa, you know you had people who read this and left scratching their heads wondering "well, just who the hell IS Debbie of Talking Trash"?

Woman in a Window said...

That was great fun!