Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want to continue the story!

Let's Write!

What a difference a day makes! Just yesterday, Ted and Todd had been top executives with AIG. They had the best cars, the best women and a pocket full of money to boot! Now, Ted and Todd were left with nothing but...

19 comments:

trash talk said...

the best cars, the best women AND a million dollar bonus. Life certainly was sweet for them until one day after leaving the office for a little R&R at the local watering hole, they happened to run into

Whispering Pine Cottage said...

...Annie Coulter, a notorious stripper, in the Austin, Texas area, who was thought to be a Genie, among other things. She said, I will grant you one wish, anything in the world you want! However you have to do one thing for me...

Cher said...

...you have to vote Republican in the next election!

"Hell, no!" they both cried out. "These Dems are the way to go because they...

Whispering Pine Cottage said...

...know making us "have to vote Republican" just dosn't work any more! These Texas women need to calm down and...

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

pat down these two AIG guys to see if you can find the million dollar checks! The Texas Woman ran her hands up and down their hairy legs, but all she could find was...

Cher said...

...knee caps, a tiny Italian sausage, and two tennis balls. No checks. No money. Nada. Nothing to get excited about at all. Well, except for the...

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

white socks on Todd. Yes, Texas Woman was a sucker for socks! She asked Todd, "How's your sox life?" Todd snickered, nudged Ted with his elbow and said...

Whispering Pine Cottage said...

...its worth a million! They had invested all their AIG money in tiny knee caps and Italian tennis balls! The Barbie kneecap replacement business alone was huge because...

trash talk said...

Barbie was turning 50 and the knees are the first to go, but getting back to Todd's sox life, he turned to Ted and said this Texas Woman wants to know about my sox life...what do you think? Should I tell her about the time in Tijuana and you and me and how fast a million can be spent on

Loretta said...

...bad booze, ugly shoes, very expensive souvenirs, and new identities so no one will know that we worked at AIG." Just then an old, bent, and wrinkled man walked up to Todd to tell him that his ass was trotting down the dusty road (Todd had become a keeper of donkeys as part of his new identity). Todd looked at Ted and the Texas Woman and yelled....

Angie said...

...I am going to get my ass(donkey)off this dusty road and head on down to Roundtop where no one cares about my ass,sox life, tiny kneecaps or ugly shoes and...

Cher said...

..."I'm off to catch that good piece of ass!" Ya see, quality donkies were rare and if Ted and Todd knew anyting, it was a good piece of ass. Why do you think they hung around The Texas Woman! So...

Whispering Pine Antiques said...

..the moral to this story is...if you want a good piece of donkey,ugly kneecaps, tiny shoes, or quality sox life, just ask Texas Woman because she is ...

trash talk said...

the queen of tall tail, I mean tall tales. In fact, she has been know to roam the empty fields and tents at Zapp looking for

Cher said...

..full of bull shit!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

the moral to this story is...if you want a good piece of donkey, ugly kneecaps, tiny shoes, or quality sox life, just ask Texas Woman because she is full of bull shit and the queen of tall tail, I mean tall tales. In fact, she has been known to roam the empty fields and tents at Zapp looking for...

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

her husband who has escaped again! No one could blame the poor guy since his wife was making an ass of herself with Ted and Todd. Suddenly, Texas Woman spotted her husband in Trash Talk's tent and he was...

Whispering Pine Cottage said...

...talking trash with Annie Coulter, he was in trouble now because...

Linda said...

I updated my blog with our picture!!! Had a great time yesterday. Yes...people, I am the big bad Treasure Hunt winner!