Monday, April 27, 2009

Pop Test!

You knew it was coming...
It happens every Monday!
You had all weekend to prepare.
What did you do?
Sleep?
Tough! You know what time it is!
Pop Test!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.


A.  Oh, no, Herbert!  The rabbit died!

B.  Who farted?

C.  Playboy Bunny of the Year, 1942.

D.  

36 comments:

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

D. That's not a chocolate egg in my Depends.

ox lulu

Cher said...

D. And so Maude tricked St. Francis of Assisi by...

Cher said...

Lulu, that beats ANYTHING Trash can come up with! Too funny! They ain't all in yet but I pronounce you the winner, even though it ain't mine to pronounce!

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

thank you, thankhyouverymuch. And I win WHAT?
ox

trash talk said...

What a maroon...I said I wanted my HAIR dyed!


(And to the girls...I suppose you know, this means war?)

Trash AKA The Queen of the last word.

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Maude was going to do her bunny impersonation when she suddenly remembered that her cute little buck teeth were still in the glass by the sink!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Maude told her roommate Mabel, "If this damn nursing home makes me drink one more glass of carrot juice, I swear I am going to sprout rabbit ears!"

Cher said...

Good ones, ladies. I got nothing!

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

She accidentally put Preparation H on her dentures instead of Poly-Grip.
TAKE THAT, TRASH......ox lulu

trash talk said...

Maude was experiencing great difficulties in getting anyone to participate in the rabbit habit with her!

Back at ya, Lulu!
Her Trashiness

trash talk said...

Silly rabbit, trix are for hookers!

The Renaissance Chick said...

Hey, Herbert! You remember when we use to f*** like bunnies?

The Renaissance Chick said...

Maude doing her Bugs Bunny impersonation, "Hey, what's up doc?"

trash talk said...

I'm hoping my foot isn't the only thing to get rubbed for luck.
Trash

trash talk said...

D. Whatcha looking at? Yeah, I know...I already got one foot in the grave!

trash talk said...

D. Maude knew you couldn't just pull a look like this out of hat.

The Renaissance Chick said...

Cher: HOP up, nibble on some lettuce and join us!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. (Talking to Peter Rabbit) Oh, that's why they named you Peter!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. (Talking to Thumper) Oh, that's why they call you Thumper? So it's not really your back leg you are using to thump the ground!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. The Alzheimer Bunny: I'm late, I'm late...for a very important date...and I can't remember where the hell I'm going!

trash talk said...

D. Wanna make a little magic?

D. Hey Houdini, watch the hands...the next time you pull this rabbit out of a hat, careful what you're pulling on!

D. I'll be you're cute little cotton ball if you'll be my big stron Q-tip!

D. What? You were expecting Jessica Rabbit?


Cher, I'm giving you plenty of ammo here, just pull the trigger at that wascly wabbit!

Trash

trash talk said...

Read that 3rd one as:
D. I'll be your cute little cotton ball if you'll be my big strong Q-tip!

Sounds so much better, right? And while I'm at it:

D. Maude was a little confused as to just what bar hopping was.

Trash

Cher said...

I'm too busy laughing my ASS OFF to think! Can't you girls SHUT UP once in a while. Crap. Too late. I havta go to work now!

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

Ya'll have made my day, this is ttttoooo funny! Trash you're the winner of the chicken dinner!! ha ha, just kidding, you are good though.

Travis Erwin said...

Show me your Peter and I'll show you my cotton tail.

Cher said...

Well, I go to work and you girls snare a man in your verbal trap! And he speaks our language - PILLOW TALK! Hi, Travis! ;) ;)

The Renaissance Chick said...

Oh, Hippety Hop, Travis! You came out of the hutch and split our lips...so to speak! Welcome, welcome, welcome!

Malisa

The Renaissance Chick said...

Wait...that didn't sound nice. Bunnies have split lips. Whew!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

(To White Rabbit in Alice In Wonderland): "Fall down my hole!"

trash talk said...

You've heard of the Jackalope? Behold the Jackabiddy.

Ann said...

THE TAIL GOES ON MY BUTT,NOT IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Renaissance Chick said...

D. How did you know I have been making out with Harvey?

Lou Cinda said...

I interrupt this pop test for the following important message:

Malissa: I have an award for you! Come over to my blog and get it!

Lou Cinda :)

trash talk said...

Maude got all gussied up 'cause she heard things would be hoppin' in Poetry May 16.

Under The Sycamore Tree said...

Love this! I'll be sure and check in on ya'. Great pix and thanks for the inspiration!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. No, I think you are confused, Herbert. I think we do the Bunny Hop standing up!