You knew it was coming...
It happens every Monday!
You had all weekend to prepare.
What did you do?
Sleep?
Tough! You know what time it is!
Pop Test!
Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.
you are responsible for answer D.
A. Oh, no, Herbert! The rabbit died!
B. Who farted?
C. Playboy Bunny of the Year, 1942.
D.
36 comments:
D. That's not a chocolate egg in my Depends.
ox lulu
D. And so Maude tricked St. Francis of Assisi by...
Lulu, that beats ANYTHING Trash can come up with! Too funny! They ain't all in yet but I pronounce you the winner, even though it ain't mine to pronounce!
thank you, thankhyouverymuch. And I win WHAT?
ox
What a maroon...I said I wanted my HAIR dyed!
(And to the girls...I suppose you know, this means war?)
Trash AKA The Queen of the last word.
Maude was going to do her bunny impersonation when she suddenly remembered that her cute little buck teeth were still in the glass by the sink!
Maude told her roommate Mabel, "If this damn nursing home makes me drink one more glass of carrot juice, I swear I am going to sprout rabbit ears!"
Good ones, ladies. I got nothing!
She accidentally put Preparation H on her dentures instead of Poly-Grip.
TAKE THAT, TRASH......ox lulu
Maude was experiencing great difficulties in getting anyone to participate in the rabbit habit with her!
Back at ya, Lulu!
Her Trashiness
Silly rabbit, trix are for hookers!
Hey, Herbert! You remember when we use to f*** like bunnies?
Maude doing her Bugs Bunny impersonation, "Hey, what's up doc?"
I'm hoping my foot isn't the only thing to get rubbed for luck.
Trash
D. Whatcha looking at? Yeah, I know...I already got one foot in the grave!
D. Maude knew you couldn't just pull a look like this out of hat.
Cher: HOP up, nibble on some lettuce and join us!
D. (Talking to Peter Rabbit) Oh, that's why they named you Peter!
D. (Talking to Thumper) Oh, that's why they call you Thumper? So it's not really your back leg you are using to thump the ground!
D. The Alzheimer Bunny: I'm late, I'm late...for a very important date...and I can't remember where the hell I'm going!
D. Wanna make a little magic?
D. Hey Houdini, watch the hands...the next time you pull this rabbit out of a hat, careful what you're pulling on!
D. I'll be you're cute little cotton ball if you'll be my big stron Q-tip!
D. What? You were expecting Jessica Rabbit?
Cher, I'm giving you plenty of ammo here, just pull the trigger at that wascly wabbit!
Trash
Read that 3rd one as:
D. I'll be your cute little cotton ball if you'll be my big strong Q-tip!
Sounds so much better, right? And while I'm at it:
D. Maude was a little confused as to just what bar hopping was.
Trash
I'm too busy laughing my ASS OFF to think! Can't you girls SHUT UP once in a while. Crap. Too late. I havta go to work now!
Ya'll have made my day, this is ttttoooo funny! Trash you're the winner of the chicken dinner!! ha ha, just kidding, you are good though.
Show me your Peter and I'll show you my cotton tail.
Well, I go to work and you girls snare a man in your verbal trap! And he speaks our language - PILLOW TALK! Hi, Travis! ;) ;)
Oh, Hippety Hop, Travis! You came out of the hutch and split our lips...so to speak! Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Malisa
Wait...that didn't sound nice. Bunnies have split lips. Whew!
(To White Rabbit in Alice In Wonderland): "Fall down my hole!"
You've heard of the Jackalope? Behold the Jackabiddy.
THE TAIL GOES ON MY BUTT,NOT IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
D. How did you know I have been making out with Harvey?
I interrupt this pop test for the following important message:
Malissa: I have an award for you! Come over to my blog and get it!
Lou Cinda :)
Maude got all gussied up 'cause she heard things would be hoppin' in Poetry May 16.
Love this! I'll be sure and check in on ya'. Great pix and thanks for the inspiration!
D. No, I think you are confused, Herbert. I think we do the Bunny Hop standing up!
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