It is Wednesday...
Ergo... Wacky Wednesday!
Ergo... Wacky Wednesday!
Let's do it to it!
Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
Let's Write!
It was her little secret. No one knew about her past. Everyone commented on her wonderful talents as a hostess. No one ever imagined that Theresa got her hostess experiences in hot pants, lace up boots and in the wild blue yonder. Yes, it was true. Theresa not only flew United, she... 
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She was a Charter Member of the Mile-High Club and won the "Coffee, Tea and Meet me in seat 3B Award" in 1972. You wouldn't know it seeing her in those little itty bitty hot pants but Theresa originally was Terrence. Back in Idaho people just didn't understand...
...a girl named after her father, who also loved antiques. So after Terrence received yet another letter in the mail addressed to Mister, she changed her name to Bitsy, but that didn't feel right either. Then she asked people to call her...
Terri, but that was too masculine for her girlish side, so it was changed to Theresa so that she could pursue (OMG, I am laughing so hard...)
flying both ways. She really had her sites set on being something special in the air! With that thought and only that thought she decided to further her position as
CEO, in charge of scents at Lysol. After much time spent in the lab, she invented...
...scents on a card. She started out with the lemon scent of Lysol and quickly moved on to Chanel. By handing her customers these smelly cards with her phone number on it, they could sniff and...
and instantly remember her number! Theresa was the most popular girl in the sky and on the ground. Her fellow air hostess, Marion, could not believe how the men were drawn to Theresa. Theresa called herself a "man magnet", but Marion called her a...
...a garden variety bitch! So Theresa decided that's what she'd call her new side business. No, not Bitch's Garden Antqs but Garden Antqs Vintage. She added the Vintage because...
that was how she liked her men...worn, cracked, frayed and tarnished. After working at Lysol she had learned that men were turned on by the smell of pine and that they loved to fly the friendly
skies united! Theresa was up for anything. Marion spread the rumor that Theresa...
would do just about anything for a rusty white lawn chair and old dirty battery jars, especially...
liked to fly by the seat of her pants, but that was only a rumor. She really loved to fly in a V formation with Harry as her wingman which really made Marion
... pissed so Marion introduced Theresa to a handsome cowboy named Cruz. Now Cruz hated Lysol and lawn chairs but loved lingerie, especially when Theresa was wearing it. So Cruz...
decided to put on her lingerie one night and oh boy...thangs were never the same again in Huntsville. It seemed like innocent fun until somehow the web cam...
...that Cruz always has in his cowboy hat...
landed on Theresa's head and she inadvertently put live feed of Cruz on her Blog. She had so many hits from Latin America she had to...
took wing and flew off the ceiling fan into the waiting arms of
Excuse me. I hate to interrupt this story but I'm trying the find the live feed of Cruz in his cowboy hat naked on Theresa's web site. I've looked everywhere. You did say he was nude, didn't you? I WANNA SEE THIS! WHERE IS IT???
Oh, well. Continue with the story and I'll keep looking.
Marion, who confessed to Theresa that she had originally been called Mark. Theresa said she had been Terrence and they both realized that
they had been frat brothers back in their Texas Tech days. In fact, they had both dated a certain coed from the sorority of Tri/Alittle/Harder by the name of
Capin Hotpants.
Cappy, as his friends all called him was now working for the ATF. Who just so happened to be called in to shut down Theresa's blog. It was shut down by the ATF because things got a little too hot when that live feed of Cruz played the net.
You can see all you missed right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMOJXr9-QvA&feature=PlayList&p=6EF125EA87A01C5E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30
Meanwhile....
The girls were now in a pissing contest about who....
in fact had dated a man named Cappy! All along thought he was a coed named
Loose Lips LaTour. A ventriliquist from Montreal who was a cross-dressing Engineering Student really from Texas A&M. Shim, as he was referred to in Canada, did an act whereby a banana was...
placed into his mouth and came out his butt...without ever being peeled. Loose Lips' name did not coming easily. It took lots of bananas to...
set up as part of a vignette on Theresa's blog. It was 10 things to do with a banana on your mantle...( Now where is that live feed with Cruz and Theresa?) ...
that don't include the Monkey Wench. BUTT, we digress. Shim was such a 'hit' at the Thursday night 'Live Mike Night', that She/He had to take an alias: hence Cappy. Now, the Sheriff' wife...
was a little embarrassed about her feelings for Cappy. Yes, Lucille was a Cappy groupie. She never missed an Open Mike Night at the Do Drop Inn.When Lucille saw that banana go in his mouth, she just...
about swooned...into the arm of Righty, her husband's left-handed meter reading lady (shhh who didn't have 2 breats, she had 3...) ANY WAY when Lucille fell into Righty's arm all hell broke loose when Bent-Stump McGraw hobbled in....
knew she had to peel it! Time was of the essence as the Sheriff was never far from her side for very long. So she
and bellowed out, "We don't like lesbians at the Do Drop Inn!" Then Bent-Stump hobbled out to his big rig to get on the CB and call up the Sheriff. The last thing Lucille heard as she was running out of the Do Drop, was Bent-Stump hollering into the handset, "Come in, good buddy. We got us a...
(OMG I've gotten us out of sequence here)
and demanded that Righty hand over Lucille with his left hand, and further demanded to know where she got the third breast! She excplained to him that
three breasted lesbian hanging out with Righty your left handed meter reader! Lucille was last seen
(You people are too ADD for even me! But I wanted to tell you that I have a male client with a third nipple. I see it at the pool almost every Monday. Very distracting. continue)
(okay, why doesn't he have that third nipple removed? As in snipped off!!)
I just sayin'
Lucille was last seen with her thumb stick out trying to hitch a ride, when suddenly Cruz pulled up in his souped up Chevy. He had just dropped Theresa off at the airport. Poor Cruz! Little did he know that Lucille was just looking for a...
cheap plastic surgeon to remove her annoying third breast and give the other two a tweakin'~She looked at Cruz and said
vaya con dios, me darlhing...
DMF, what happened? I can't leave you girls alone even for a little while. Are the inmates running this asylum?
We interrupt your regular scheduled program for this special PSA:
Malisa, you may try to act all big, bad and tough, but darling I've got you figured out! You are a blonde marshmallow and I love you girl. Thank you for high kickin' it into my life.
We now return you to your regular broadcast.
Let's see if we can get some order here.
Where were y'all? Oh yeah, She looked at Crus and said
vaya con dios, me darlhing
to which she replied, Wait, I need to talk to Laurie and find out how to say in Mexican
(Lou Cinda, I think my client's proud of his third nipple. He's in his 70s now so why bother removing it?)
JUST a moment...Lucille doesn't have 3 boobs, Righty, the left-armed meter reader does...
SO.....
to which Cruz replied: Copa Copacabanna..say have you seen that La Tour dude and what he does with a banana! he's fuego!..Lucille then...
Todo ustedes necesitan ver el psiquiatra, pero esto es muy chistoso(You all need to see a psychiatrist, but this is too funny)! That's about as mexican as it gets. Thanks for making me laugh.
I'm sure glad that there is an "h" in her name so people don't get us confused. Whew.
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