This reporter was live on the red carpet
located outside Zapp Hall in Warrenton, Texas,
just as this Georgia peach arrived in her
This reporter "accidentally" overheard the following
conversations which took place right outside
Trash Talk's beautiful tent!
Theresa: We saved a little food for you.
Laurie: Forget the food. Do you have wine, Theresa?
Theresa: Sure, Laurie. Red or white?
Theresa: Why were you so late, Laurie?
Laurie: That damn Delta airlines!
Theresa: Oh, you had flight problems?
Laurie: They lost my luggage, Theresa!
Is there anymore wine?
Theresa: Here, take mine.
Laurie: Houston is crowded, Theresa!
Did you know that Houston had so many people?
You mean this is all the wine that is left?
Theresa: (Snatches my wine out of my hand)
Here, take Malisa's!
Laurie: Good, she didn't need it anyway!
And they probably lost my luggage because
I was bumped off my original flight.
Hey, Lurch,are you drinking that beer?
You know your heart doesn't need it anyway...
Deb: How about a Fresca?
Laurie: Whatever! (She then pulls a flask out of her bra)
Anyway, as I was saying...then I went to talk to the pilot,
to give him a piece of my mind
about the shabby operations of his airlines
and as I was talking, he just reached out
and touched my breasts like this!
I'm not through with that man!
Deb: I bet you're not!
If you want more...stay tuned!
In the meantime, you can check out:
Laurie at 2Chippys
Theresa at Garden Antqs Vintage
Deb at The Junkin' YaYa
Trash Talk at Talking Trash