It is Wednesday...
so...
let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story!
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
Let's Write!
Cher was an ingenious woman. She liked to wear as few clothes as possible to work and she liked to watch men strut their stuff in their boxers , so she decided that being a swimming instructor would be the perfect job for her! However, Cher didn't know how to swim! So with the help of her seventh ex-husband, she set about inventing...
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a home gym-zero gravity-trapeze set-simulator. Catherine the Great probably could've used this but I digress. what Cher didn't realize was that it takes a 'helper' to get her set up. Desperate for fun, she called...
...the biggest, handsomest man she could think of to help her get into the contraption...LURCH!
"Lurch," said Cher. Put one hand here and the other hand here and lift. Yes, yes, that's right.
"Wait. Where did that other hand come from? Lurch, is that a third hand or are you happy to...
see me. NO! It was IMOGENE! Argh. She always pops up at the worst moment. With a cigarette hanging out of one side of her mouth she sneered...
I'll show you the breast stroke I learned while I was stationed in Australia and with that she knocked Cher out of her...
(I'll be back later to see what all y'all have come up with! Thanks Mal for the sweet words to Jenn...I owe you!)
(Once again Trash Talks gives us the kiss of death!)
...sling. She dropped to the bottom of the pool like the heavy rockhead she is. Holding her breath underwater, Cher had a vision. A vision of her and Lurch killing off their spouses and running off together. Of course, she also had a vision of going to Judy's big sale and the upcoming grand opening too. She couldn't decide which vision to go with so finally, just as her lungs were ready to explode, Cher burst out of the water. Gulping air, she decided to...
go to Judy's AND the grand opening AND fly to Georgia and visit lulu at Scott's AND THEN go back to Texas and she and Lurch can plan their future.
Just as Cher was getting her money out of the ATM for her weekend BLING-FLING Malisa screeches and demands some answers! Apparently, Imogene had a mind meld with Cher while she was underwater (don't ask me folks I just write what they tell me to). Malisa didn't know what to be pissed off about first.
Finally, after counting to 10, rearranging her bra straps and wedgie she screamed...
a duel! I demand an underwater breath holding to the death duel. Mal wasn't going to let some old, fire breathing dragon of a woman best her, when Mal knew she had the biggest set lungs of anyone or....
(I wasn't giving the kiss of death...just had a few things to take care of! Back to you, Chet.)
...the biggest ass which kept Mal from being able to stay under water very long! Her big old bubble butt just kept popping to the top! Cher was under water shooting the bird and Mal, but Mal could only keep her head under water while the rest of her...
(Sorry, girls! Lurch's day at cardiologist. Just got back!)
...floated upward, exposing the fact that Mal had forgotten to put her swim suit bottom on. Oh the embarrassment of it all! Why, her bare arse looked just like...
(Hope everything went well at the cardiologist!)
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