Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am sunburned beyond recognition!
I can't go outside,
so let's write...
The Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!

Let's Write!

She was the hottest chick in town! She was so happy that she couldn't possibly wipe that smile off her face. If she hadn't been so dang nice, she could have rubbed all their noses in it. While everyone in town had been wanting one, Mindy was the first person in Poetry to get a car phone! She would sit in the car for hours, dialing her phone and playing like...

23 comments:

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

she really was driving and talking. The sad truth was she couldn't drive. You see she wears stunt legs as she really is only 3'9 3/4" tall. The only way she can drive is by...

trash talk said...

remote control. Of course, this resulted in her only being able to go in circles, which resulted in her getting dizzy, which resulted in...

(Did you see the garage door opener she carries and pretends is a pager?)

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

her running over poor David's good foot. What a pair. David got pretty steamed and took the remote control away from her. uh oh. He pointed the arrow West and she was on her way. When she got to the dusty mule track town of...

trash talk said...

Marfa and the battery went dead on her remote control...she knew she was in trouble for sure. As it grew darker and the lights started appearing out of nowhere, she prayed for a.....

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

Close Encounter of the Lurch Kind. No wait, make that Tequila. no salt. no lime. She attempted to dial 411 for the nearest liquor store. Apparently, there wasn't any cell service in Marfa. Rat farts. Her stunt legs were in the trunk. She started to pray for a miracle when...

Robin said...

all of a sudden off in the distance she heard the sweet sound of horse hooves. But wait.....that's not the sound of horses.
It was Johnny Blade and he was.....

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...
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Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

singing as he was running from the PO-leese! Marfa doesn't put up with the likes of Black Sabbath! Mindy was caught up with the sound of police sirens, Johnny Blade singing and the mesmerizing blinking Marfa Lights! Suddenly one of the lights began to grow larger and larger until it was shining directly in her eyes! Mindy jumped like a scalded cat when the light started knocking on her car window! It took her a minute to realize that the Marfa Light was just an illegal alien with a flashlight! Mindy rolled down the window and...

Robin said...

And said….”May I help you?” With that the IA, baring a malicious smile, leaned in, his grungy teeth exposed, and replied ….”no la-dy, I’m gonna elp you.” The overwhelming stench of B O, urine and cheap whisky made Windy gag. She drew back and began to fumble with the window switch. But before she could get it shut, the IA had his hand in the window, unlocking the door and ripping it open all in one quick move. Windy let out a blood curdling scream and…..

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

said "I want to go back to Poetry!" Then there was a bright streak across the sky and a big thump on the hood of the car. Frightened, Mindy looked up to discover a caped man in tights. He had his hands on his hips and announced that he was Super...

Robin said...

Cool! Oh yeah....He was super cool in his brand new tights. Well, they were the coolest tights that Wal-Mart was selling in his size. To be honest Wal-Mart only had black and purple in his size. But purple just happened to be his favorite color. That topped with his grandma's bright yellow apron (which he chose to use as his cape), made him feel like....

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

...a border patrol officer. He scared the stinky IA off with a wave of his apron. In the meantime, Mindy spotted a dumpster with rusty, chippy stuff pouring out. She...

The Renaissance Chick said...

...climbed over the IA, pushed aside her caped hero and dove head first into what she thought was a dumpster, but it was really just a desert mirage. Instead of rusty, chippy stuff, she landed on...

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

(but I really WANTED it to be free junk!)

...an oil slick. Her hair, her face, her clothes were soaked in nasty, stinkin' oil. Who should appear? None other than her hero, David. Mindy began to cry like Lucy Ricardo, fearing David would...

trash talk said...

not recognize her covered in Texas tea. He grinned at her and asked "Check under the hood, ma'am?". David was a gentleman after all...Trash had said so. Mindy was so relieved to see him that she covered him in big, oily...

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

hand prints. There were hand prints on his face, on his rear and, well, you get the point. Mindy said, "David, we're going to be rich! I've discovered oil!" To which David replied, "No, Mindy, I just changed my oil over there." Flashing lights interrupted their reunion as the US Border Patrol quickly approached with light flashing and...

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

(Sorry, Mindy, there aren't many antiques in Marfa. West Texas folks hold on to what they got! You can get some good animal skulls and horns or a really expensive piece of modern art...but you won't find much rusty and chippy except in people's houses where they are using it!)

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

...Mindy told them she must have dialed the wrong number when she was using her car phone. She was calling 411, not 911. What is the 411 on shopping in Marfa? Would her money still be good if it were covered in oil? Did anybody really know what...

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

(ok, your comment at 4:33 answers my comment at 4:36!)

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

time it was?....Oh wait. That is a lyric from a Chicago song : 25 or 6 to 4. (I digress)

money was in Marfa? Wasn't it here, she read somewhere, that the locals recognize dried, very dried, cow patties as the local urincy, I mean currency?

SHe was so perplexed. Then a lightbulb switched on (overhead, but don't tell Mindy) and she said:
"aha....What Would lulu Do?"
and the light bulb replied..."

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

...first,ask the IA for some wacky weed, and second, ask the Border Patrol agent if he wants to go drink some cold beer at Mondo's Pool Hall? After all, Mondo's was famous for...

trash talk said...

No kiss, no tell policy. Mindy decided she didn't think like Lulu so she decided to think like Imogene. Now what would Imogene do? Why that old bag of bones would sashay herself into the local dive and demand to see the...

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

manager...nekked! She would say, "Mondo, I am hear to rack your balls" and then she would proceed to...