I don't want to hear
any complaining!
You've had all summer
to study!
Pop Test!
Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.
you are responsible for answer D.
A. I think we need to build a fence or wall to keep those crazy Americans out.
B. I kid you not! It was purple...the first purple ta-ta I have ever seen!
C. Pancho and Lefty
D.
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LOL!!!!
D. Notice how many good American doctors we have here in Mexico now that the Obama healthcare is in place?
D. So we keep collecting these hats until we have enough to make a raft. By then Obama healthcare will be in place and we'll be able to leave Florida and float down to Cuba to get good medical care.
d. Since you asked, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
I hear they are holding auditions today at Taco Bell. How does this sound? "Yo quiero Taco Bell?"
D. Which one do you want to "do" first, The Texas Woman or Trash Talk???
D. Did you hear that the Taco Bell dog died? I wonder who got him in their taco!
D. You wouldn't believe what I've heard about those California dii-vorrr-ceeeees!
d. So it's agreed...American food for lunch today!
d. So I hear Sue is going to be home tonight watching TV...what do you say to prank calling her? We can ask if she has Prince Albert in a can...that's always good for a laugh or two!
Oh Cisco! Oh Pancho!!!
D. I've heard the expression "Put a hat on it, mister" but I never knew what that meant until now!
D. How come Malissa's so quiet? Usually she's mouthin' off before now!
D. Badges ?? We don't need no stinkin' badges.
d. Psst, I heard something about chicks having a shower over at Trash's! Let's go take a peek.
Cher, I've been driving!
D. Just another Saturday night in College Station!
D. This is the last time I will let Jose fix me up on a blind date!
D. This is a church and this is a steeple. Open them up and see all the people!
d. Blame it on the Bosa Nova...the dance of love!
d. Come a little bit closer, so big and so strong....Come a little bit closer, I'm all alone and the night is so long!
d. Frick and Frack
D. Texas Woman's husbands #3 and #4!
I'm so sorry to disappoint you, Malissa, but IT Guy is husband #4. #5 has to pass the 85, 95, 105 rule He has to have 85 million in the bank, be 95-years old, and have a fever of 105. Those guys don't look like they pass the 85 part of that rule.
Cher, never judge a book by its sombrero. Just take a look at H. Ross Perot...who'd a thunk it!
d. Hasta la vista Bay Bee!
d. I'll take Lucy if you'll take Ethel.
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