Doing What I Do Best...

I know. I know.

I haven't been blogging regularly.

I have been rather busy lately.

Taking care of Lurch is not an easy job!

Okay, okay, he is getting much better

and I have been sitting on my butt

a lot the last couple of days.

But I have also been...

cleaning...

cooking...

driving Ms. Daisy...

and doing what I do best...

being a smart ass!

Yes, you heard me!

I admitted it.

There.

Are you happy?

Yep, I've been hangin' out with this guy...

He's funny.

No, not funny lookin'...

just funny.

Well, he might be funny lookin'...

he's from Canada.

He's pretty funny lookin' here on the clothesline.

Anyway, you need to check him out HERE.

Every Wednesday, Nonamedufus has a caption contest,

Pause Ponder and Pun.

Guess who won the contest last week?

That's right!

This smart ass!

Check it out HERE!

If that wasn't cool enough,

I found this amazing blog,

The Screaming Me-Me!!,

which also has a caption contest

every Wednesday and gives

this award each week!

Yowser!

THE GOLDEN PHALLUS AWARD!

(No, I didn't name the award!)

Well, you all know that I have been

looking for that big, golden phallus

all of my life...

so I entered!

And guess what?

Well, read it for yourself HERE.

Just my luck.

I get a little phallus.

But I'm still smiling...

because we all know

that a little phallus

is better than no phallus at all!

Next week, our weekly fun activities

will be back online!

Don't forget that we have our own

caption contest, Pop Test, right here every Monday!

On Wednesday, please join us for our weekly

writing "assignments": Wacky Wednesday,

The Never-Ending Story!

Fridays are reserved for your

Fill-In-The-Blank smart ass answers!

If you haven't been joining us every week

for our outlandish M-W-F activities,

please follow and join in!