Monday, April 12, 2010


It is official...
class is back in session!

You have had a nice little break,
haven't you?

Time to get back to the
vintage photo captions!

So get out that #2 pencil
and stick it...
behind your ear.
Grab your keyboard and here we go!

It is time for a
Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer C.

A. And that is why they called him Woody.

B. Bill and Ruby came from a long line of pole dancers.


What do you win if you have the
winning caption?
No, not candy...
the federal government stopped that sweet deal!
You get an award...
Who will be the star pupil?
Tune in tomorrow to find out!

Speaking of awards...
I did it!
I won the BIG Yellow Dick Award this week...
The Golden Phallus Award
Seriously...check it out HERE.

Guess who got honorable mention?
Our very own Trash Talk!
I'm not kidding!
The two junkin' ladies laid it
to 'em this week!

Don't forget...
grades will be posted outside
the classroom tomorrow!
Check for your name!


Barbara said...

Here is my entry for the picture.

Al Gore's Grandparents....the Original Tree Huggers!!!


Sue said...

C. Woody had to "hang on" tightly to the huge pole, since that third leg of his really wasn't a leg, it was what was responsible for his nickname "Woody"!

Hey, what happened to "D"?? Where is Trash, she is always SO good! Congrat's on being so clever and winning yourself a damn award, way to go girl!
Take care, Sue

trash talk said...

While researching their family history, Bill and Lucy found they came from a long line of Poles.

nonamedufus said...

"Excuse me? What? Can you speak up?" Little did Betty know that poor Bob was deaf as a post.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Congrats on the award, you deserved it.

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

Crap. I can't beat Trash!

ugh. ~Mindy

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Okay, I had to think about this one. Here's the best I can do:

Buddy and Erma were never able to afford that trip to see the giant redwoods. But they made do.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

One more:

Buddy and Thelma vowed to hold the pole up for as long as it took to restore power to the town.