Thursday, January 6, 2011


You expected it on Monday,
didn't you?

Thought you escaped it
for the week, huh?

Oh, no!

Put down that Ding Dong
and put on that thinking cap!


Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. When Hazel rented the other half of her duplex to her best friend, Margaret, she wasn't aware of Margaret's husband's problem with passing gas.

B. Diaper duty was no big deal for Hazel and Margaret.

C. Hazel and Margaret prepare for the Republicans to take over the House of Representatives.



Sue said...

D. There are some days that even if you clean up all the the messes life and people have left behind, it still smells like sh*t! Be prepared is Hazel and Margaret's motto!


red.neck chic said...

I have nothing 'cause Sue took it. LOLOLOL

I do want one of those masks though. Let me think... I'll be back...

;-D xoxo
And hey - I miss you!!!

Pattie said...

D. Neither Hazel or Margaret had cleaned their dentures in a while.


trash talk said...

d. Margaret, ever the true friend, offered to clean up Sue's bathroom after another BSC Sunday.

trash talk said...

d. Being first timers at Zapp, Mal and RobUhLyn were confused as to the term "porta-potties".

Linda Medrano said...

Hazel and Margaret giggle over how much their sex life has improved since they use this apparatus for performing oral sex on their husbands.

Malisa said...

D. Hazel and Margaret reminisce about their long lost brother, Alf.

Linda Medrano said...

What's it all about Alfie?

Ames said...

D. Next time you want to make Limburger cheese and macaroni for pot luck, hold the pot luck at your house! This is the third bucket of rinse water and I don't think I'll ever get the smell out of the house!