Do you love us?
Of course, I love you. Would I be here if I didn't love you?
But we need more from you than you just being here.
What are you talking about? What is it that you need?
We need variety and excitement. Are you willing to go there with us?
Why not? My life is pretty boring right now.
So you're in?
Sure. What do you want me to do?
Well, to start off, we need you to get naked.
Really? It's been a while since I've bared my soul to anyone.
Come on, it will be fun!
Okay. Okay. I'm naked. Are you happy?
Now, just jump in and play with us. Come on.
Gosh, this is kind of fun.
We told you it would be.
Can you touch me again there? Yes, right there. I had forgotten how good that feels.
You want more, don't you?
Yes. Hell, yes! What do I have to do to make that happen?
Well, you have to make us feel good too.
You got it. How can I please the two of you?
We're easy to please. All you have to do is join in on our 30-2 Days of Writing.
Now, HOLD ON, Nicky and Mike! I have my limits. There is a line I won't cross.
But we'll touch you like this and like that. We will stroke your ego and make you feel oh so good.
Really, you will?
Uh, huh. Just relax and let us take over your life for the next 28 days.
Okay. I guess it won't hurt just this once. But don't tell anyone. And don't let anyone read what I write. This is just our little secret. Scoot over, Mike.