"It's no longer a question
of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding
an illness you like."
--Jackie Mason--
Yes, it's true.
Lurch's last performance at St. Luke's Hospital
was such a hit, they have extended show dates!
They sent a limo (ambulance) so the star
could travel in style!
Lurch's new run began Wednesday.
I think it is fair to say that he captured the attention
of the entire medical staff of the CCU.
Reviews have praised Lurch for the following:
-stabilized blood pressure
-good spirits
-endurance
-charming wife
Producers agree there will be no cancellation
of the show until:
-heart rate improves
-kidneys function
-wife pulls her hair out
The production company would like to give
a standing ovation to Sue at
for her promotion of this performance.
Stay tuned for updates on show highlights...
and please remember that prayer
contributions will gladly be accepted!
