The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...

The Grammy's Awards continue...

Our next winner is the lovely co-hostess mistress

of this photography affair.

She has whipped us all into total submission.

Some of us begged for it.

All of us enjoyed it.

I am pleased to present this special

award to the lovely Finnish beauty

who is younger than most of my shoes.

Ziva Moon, I present you with ...

THE HARSH MISTRESS AWARD!

Congrats, Ziva!

As you dry the tears from your grateful eyes,

enjoy the musical presentation 

which was created with you in mind,

Mistress Ziva Moon!

Grammy's Awards: And The Winner Is...

I am so glad that you could join me for the awarding 

of the first, much coveted Grammy's Award.

All the survivors of Thirty Days of Photography II

will receive a special award designed uniquely for them

in their own personal ceremony.

Today, I am delighted to announce our first winner.

He has delighted us with his delightful photos featuring the bluest of skies.

His words and photos have made us all fear that death is hiding just around the corner.

Most importantly, he has educated us all.

He has taught us that birds will peck your eyes out.

That's what they do. 

They peck your eyes out.

So it was with much pride and extreme pleasure

that I present this special, special award

to a very special friend.

Michael Whiteman-Jones,

it is my honor to present you with...

THE OLD PECKER AWARD!

Congratulations, MWJ!

Let's give Michael a big round of applause!

(No, not that kind of clap, Dufus.)

Until next time...