Showing posts with label ask Lurch a question. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ask Lurch a question. Show all posts

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Dear Mike...Your Buddy, Lurch

Mike is playing
Twenty Questions With Lurch.

Mike asked:

1. What is the most surprising thing you know about Malisa
that most of us would never even guess?

2. Did you get sick because you have a secret nurse fantasy,
or wouldn't it be easier just to be honest and ask Malisa
to go do some shopping at a costume shop?

3. What's the best and worst thing about being
in the hospital?


Dear Mike,

1. She is easy. Excuse me, everybody knows that. You asked for a surprising fact most people don't know. Malisa is very, very 'fraid of butterflies. Buddy, don't get in her way if she is escaping the attack of a butterfly or moth, because she will knock your Little Mike in the dirt.

2. The only nurse fantasy I have is finding a nurse who speaks a language I can understand. No, I am not from Arizona, but thanks for asking. Now, if Malisa would like to get a Goldilocks costume, she can sleep in my big bed.

3. The best thing about being in the hospital is being able to flash unsuspecting women without getting arrested. The worst thing about being in the hospital is the Jamaican nurse chasing after me looking for a bare place to stick that dang hose.

Your hospital buddy,
Lurch

Do you want to ask Lurch a question?

Just leave a comment on Friday's post,
TWENTY QUESTIONS WITH LURCH!

Dear Ann...Love, Lurch

Ann is playing
Twenty Questions With Lurch.

Ann asked:
"How many people saw your butt while you were out?"


Dear Ann:

Multitudes of people saw my butt. (Actually, Lurch didn't say the word multitudes...he used the word sh*tloads.) Not only did they see my butt, they saw "Little Lurch". Have you ever seen a 6'5" man in a short hospital gown? Old women were passing out in the hall.

Love,
Lurch

Do you want to ask Lurch a question?

Just leave a comment on Friday's post,
TWENTY QUESTIONS WITH LURCH


Friday, January 21, 2011

Twenty Questions With Lurch!

You know what is fun?

Asking questions to patients still under anesthesia!

What?

My mood has changed?

Yes, Lurch seems to be progressing nicely.

The breathing tube is out.

Vital signs are good.

In an effort to keep his mind occupied
and his sense of humor perking,
I am opening up my blog to play...

TWENTY QUESTIONS WITH LURCH!

Leave him questions in the comment section
and I will present the question to him.

TWENTY QUESTIONS WITH LURCH
will be open all weekend.
I will be posting his answers throughout the weekend.

Come on...
help out this tired caretaker.

Let's play
TWENTY QUESTIONS WITH LURCH!