The Moonlight Muses Speak...

Put those Christmas decorations up...

Break out the pink hearts and the loving cups!

Load up the returns and get to the store...

Trade in the junk and get you some more!

Throw your dead tree in the neighbor's lot...

If he asks if its yours, reply "I think not!"

Box up the reindeer, the angels, the stars...

Send off your kinfolk and head to the bars!

Cupid and romance are just up ahead...

Start thinking pink and lace and red!

Start shopping EBay for all the hearts you can find...

Don't wait as your blogger friends leave you behind!

Don't let your guard down...don't rest just one day...

Cause right 'round the corner is Valentine's Day!

12 Days of Christmas Mystery Solved!

This is a poem of thanks to the 2Chippys for putting up with my smart rear comments for the last 12 days! If you don't know what I'm talking about, you can catch up by going to their blog, 2chippys.blogspot.com, and reading their wonderful posts on The 12 Days of Christmas! It is wonderful, creative and entertained us for almost two weeks. Be sure you read the comments at the end of each day's posting. If you are one of those bloggers who has followed the 12 Days of Christmas MYSTERY, enjoy! To the 2SlippyChippys, thanks!

The 12 Days of Christmas Mystery Solved...

Its time to turn my shiny badge in!
The gig is up, break out the gin!
The nightmares have disturbed my sleep,
While characters left us like slaughtered sheep
A fir tree wreath with a baby’s head…
It made me toss and turn in bed!
And then the mama’s torso found…
I grabbed my shovel and leashed my hound!
The bloggers laughed and took no pity…
Until we found the butt of a kitty!
And so I began my investigation,
Which led me to this revelation…
The two headed woman called Lulu and Laurie
Aren’t really that mean…aren’t really that sorry.
They gave us 12 days of laughter and humor
And reports of deaths, turned out to be rumor!
I guess they are right when they say I’m De-Ranged,
And crazy, and weird…and a little big strange!
Just let me try to explain for a bit…
And see if you buy any of my bull**it.
I am a Junior Ranger …and proud as can be,
I looked through the forest, I dug up a tree!
No bodies, no torsos, no head did I find.
Looks like my quest put me in a small bind!
While I thought that my theory was solid and sound,
It turns out my map was askew…it was round!
So, 2Chippys, I’m sorry…and please post my bail!
If you want your jug, just send your email!