When looking for a "bidness pardner" or, if you are not from Texas, a business partner,
there are several qualities you must demand!
Of course, that does not always work if two ex-teachers
have "partnered" up! If that is the case, you have to
take turns being the boss! Bossing is important...it is
part of the training...it is a talent, a survival skill, an art!
PICK A PARTNER YOUNGER THAN YOU!
Always pick a business partner that is younger, stronger and
more energetic than you! At the end of a show or a long day,
pull the "age card"! If your younger partner insists that you
tote full boxes and carts , simply say, "Do I look like I work
for a moving company?"
PICK A PARTNER WHO RECOGNIZES YOUR STRENGTHS!
I mean...why do they call it "happy hour"? Exactly!
PICK A PARTNER WHO IS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!
Obviously, your Mother is not going to drive your around for the
rest of your life! Obviously, someone has to! Therefore, why not
the younger chick with the stronger back who is hard to boss?!
6 comments:
I love it! These are the reasons I'm in "bidnss" with my husband or as my daughter likes to call it-"Driving Miss Lazy". Deb
Your momma raised you right ... I like the way you think girlfriend.
Lillie
Hilarious!!!! and it almost sounds like you know Lulu and I already.....I being the older bossy one and she being the young, energetic type. She can out drink anybody and only weighs about 90 pounds and can lift anything I can lift at a much higher weight. Love your post and I will be watching that game tonight thinking about you. and I have decided Texas Tech is my new favorite team. Guns up!!!! Lauri @ chippys.
Hilarious......It sounds like you aready know lulu and I. Me being the bossy one and lulu being the energetic one. She is only about 90 pounds and can out drink anyone and lift anything I can, (at a slightly high weight) Love your post and I will be watching that game tonight and thinking about you. And I have decided that Texas Tech is my new favorite team! Guns Up!!! Lauri @ chippys
My condolences on the atrocity on national T.V. Saturday night. I feel your pain as I am a true red&black Georgia Bulldog and hate Florida as much as you must hate OU.
ANY Way..Lauri IS bossy but SHE drives b/c she has the bigger truck!! glad you found us and vice versa...ox lulu-the-younger
what a hysterical post & soooo creative! Loved it...xo...deb
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