It is Wednesday...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
No, wait, it is Thursday...
But lets play like it is Wednesday...
And write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE) where
the last comment left off and will then add 3 to 6
sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
Let's Write!
Mitsy and Chip had been trying to have a baby for so many years. They had almost given up all hope when Mitsy found out that she was pregnant with a baby boy! Of course, Mitsy and Chip had always been the perfect couple, so they were expecting THE perfect child! When little Billy Bob made his entrance into the world, Chip heard the gasp of the labor nurse over the screams of his wife. The doctor looked sheepishly at Chip and said, "Your son has the biggest set of... 
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...feet I've ever seen. And you know what that means. When he grows up, he's gonna have the biggest...
pair of shoes ever known to man! Mitsy and Chip were completely astonished, and a bit embarrassed, too! They didn't know what to say or think! Would they ever feel comforable enough taking little Billy Bob out in public for everyone to...
gawk at? Other parents whispered to each other. Other little boys pointed at Billy Bob. However, Mitsi and Chip noticed that all the little girls flashed big smiles at Billy Bob and then the girls would...
...want to play doctor or play house or play Doctor House. Mitsi also noticed that the women in Chip's office wanted Chip to...
(ah, man, i can't do it. every week i come with hope and then i sit staring at this space and i can't come up with one clever thing to say. sorry...)
(Okay, Erin sitting on the Damn Window Ledge, I am going to WALK you through this! You are one of the best writers ever! So, get into the story. Here is a little boy with HUGE feet...and you know what they say about the size of a man's feet being in proportion to a man's dong. So we are being clever...and subtle...and trying to box each other into the corner...you know...to say it! So we are clever and try to set the next writer up to take the bait. For example, I am going to write the next comment...and then you THINK YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF and come up with something clever! That isn't being pushy, is it? Just trying to make you grow as a serious writer! :))
...Mitsi also noticed that all the women in Chip's office wanted Chip to...bring in a picture of Billy Bob in the inflatable pool! Mitsi was very suprised that the office women were so curious about...
what kind of lover Chip was, you know with those big feet and those really tight levis he wore daily. . .
...they had heard rumors about Chip, that he use to be an aerialist with the circus and he could do things with those feet you could not imagine! Did I say feet? Actually, Chip had...
...except when he was naked. Chip, as you probably already know, was a true Texan. True Texans can make their dong (hey, Malisa already said it. Don't blame me!) a foot long. All he had to do was fold it in...
(Oh,my gosh! Two funny comments that posted at the same time! I will combine them so we can continue with our lovel soap opera)
...they had heard rumors about Chip, that he use to be an aerialist with the circus and he could do things with those feet you could not imagine! Did I say feet? Actually, Chip was a true Texan. True Texans can make their dong a foot long. All he had to do was fold it in...
...half and tape it down with duct tape. Chip use to be half of a famous group called Cheech and Dong. However, one day as he was flying through the air in a circus act, the duct tape came loose and...
...he performed his famous 3 handed flip, with Ceech catching him and then removing his...
...his partner suffered a concussion and started to fall. Quick thinking chip managed to catch him with his feet so he
(Lets blend again...)
However, one day as he was flying through the air in a circus act, the duct tape came loose as he was performing his famous 3 handed flip and his partner suffered a concussion and started to fall. Quick thinking Chip managed to catch him with his feet so he...
...was rewarded with a standing ovation from the audience. Not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, Chip was not sure if the audience was applauding his catch or his...
...his third appendage which was so...
...giving its own standing ovation. Thats when Chip got his first glimpse of Mitsy. She was the cheerleader with the biggest pom poms who was...
...applaudable! Mitsy was in the audience and decided then and there that she would have Chip's baby. She clapped her little hands together again and again, yelling, "I want your...
...big-footed baby!" Chip looked Mitsy in the eyes, winked at her and then gave her a bow. Well, he tried to give her a bow, but it was impossible due to...
...Malisa with her camera squatting down in front of him trying to take a close-up of his...
famous feet of fire trick! That boy sure knew how to give the hot foot a whole new twist. Mitsy was on fire as well dreaming of what she was going to do with
those feet. She wanted to caress them. She wanted to kiss them. Mitsy even wanted to massage oil on...
...his bright pink painted toenails! Of course his toes weren't the only things bright pink. So was his...
tongue! Mitsy had not even noticed his tongue until now, but now she noticed that he had it folded in half with duct tape too! Mitsy's face showed her thoughts as she...
...lusted.
Chip, on the other hand,...
was busy trying to revive his partner, Cheech. As Chip gave him mouth to mouth resuscitation, big tears ran down Mitsy's cheeks as she thought, "Oh, why couldn't those lips be on my...
green toe nails ( Misty had a rare condition where everything that touched her body that was pink turned green), including Chip's....
...bald spot!
Cheech groaned and turned on his side. "Es it tressure huntin' time yet?" he asked. "Que paso?"
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