It is Wednesday...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want to continue the story!
Let's Write!
So the fight over Cat Daddy began. For years, Laurie had been making the moves on the precious man. Debbie loved Laurie, but she loved Cat Daddy more. She was fed up with the flirtation. Much to Laurie's surprise, Deb suddenly blurted out, "Girl, If you bring Cat Daddy one more piece of pie, I swear I am gonna...
38 comments:
I'll be back to play later, but first I have to comment on the above photo! OMG, did you have to show a profile? Now here's some ammunition for someone to start off with...doesn't it look like I'm about to ropadopa Laurie? Watch my right, Laurie, not my left-POW!
Trash
I'm going to take my yellow box show off and....
...I mean Yellow Box SHOE and slap use it to slap the Georgia crap out of ya! In Texas we don't entice another woman's man with pie! It's just downright...
unnatural down here in Texas to try and entice a man with anything but our feminine attributes! As a matter of fact, man stealing is right up there with cattle rustling, horse thieves and
having flat hair. We don't have flat hair in Texas. We have BIG poofy hair. Just because you are a Georgia peach, doesn't mean you can entice my man with yore peaches, darling. You mess with my man and you are messing with...
somethin' more precious than my rattail comb and my aquanet. So you just sashay your trashy
wannabe self on back to Jawjah before I have to take my earrings off. Pie indeed! As if my sweet Cat Daddy could ever be lured away by something like pie when what it really takes is
...trash talkin'! CD loves trash and junk of all kinds but oh, does he love trash talkin'! And I don't mean a few "derns" and "hecks"! I mean...
WHHHHEEEENNNN WwwwEEERRREEEE YYYooooUUUUU BBBBOOORRRNNN???????In Mexican no doubt and I reckon, He just couldn't resist my love handles and all those chins. I will speak to you Malisa later about that photo. And don't worry Trash I will return him when I'm through will him, afterall I did last time..............
..."boudoir lamps", "wingback chairs" and stuff with "great lines". If you really wanna see him smile, say "Garage Sale" and...
..."half price at noon" or "fill a bag for a dollar" or "show your AARP card for discount"! Dern, talkin' trash is turnin' me on right now! Quick, send CD over to me! I'll give Lauri a run for her...
Which way do I go, which way do I go? Ok, I'll just do both!
the sound of an auctioneer's gavel hitting the podium and SOLD!
Laurie had returned him the last time all in a lather and huffing and apuffing like he had just ran the Kentucky Derby being the stud he is. It makes it really hard to satify his need for
Oh man, Malisa....help us out here and get this straightened out. See how excited Cat Daddy gets all the women!
...junk in the trunk when all these other females are twitching their trunks at him! I want him only to look at my twitchin', bewitchin' trunk so I'm gonna...
Oh, my gosh, girls! I just got here. I've been driving down I45 for a couple of hours, reading the comments, swerving between lanes, running off the road, laughing my ass off. I think the story is back on track again...Cher fixed it for us! Have no fear, Mama's here!
Malisa
...put some blinders on him! What he doesn't know, can't hurt him! And if Laurie or Cher gets close to his pie hole, I'm gonna...
NEWS FLASH!!!! Have you checked out Laurie's new post on 2Chippys's? Jump back!
...shove a couple of Lauri's butterpats up their left nostrils! I'm just glad those two broads haven't seen him without his...
...hangdown. CD goes nowhere without a good flavored hangdown. Debbie likes hers smoked. Lauri probably likes hers...
...hot and spicy! And served on a butterpat! With lots of...
Grey Poupon. Only the best will do for THE Cat Daddy of all Cat Daddys which is why he also goes for women with a lot of big hair, big checkbooks and big
...assets. Yes, Cat Daddy had been attracted to a woman with a big, air-conditioned moving van along with a couple of big muscled moving men. He was tired of sweating! Seems like every time he sweated, Trash accused him of being with Laurie! But there was one thing that CD wanted little. Cat Daddy has to have a woman with a little...
...class! Junk in her trunk and class in her...
mind. You see I am truly blonde, and I don't mind sharing him with Trash. Hell, I insist on it. I am sure he can't be satisfied by one woman, or two, he rides bare back you know......
No I don't know...who the hell is Bare Back and how did she get into this story. She must be a contortionist or a stripper because my man doesn't
...with his hair flowing in the wind. Yes, Cat Daddy likes to ride bare back, naked and in the moonlight. Any woman who was lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Cat Daddy riding bare back would automatically...
...know, Bareback is Annie Coulter's sister, Cher told me this at the last Flocking party! She knew because she and CD had been...
shopping the night before and Cher noticed that Cat Daddy was only attracted to blondes. Hmmmm, Trash is blonde and Laurie is blonde and Cher is blonde. Is it true that blondes have more fun? Well, with Cat Daddy they do! So with all the competition,how does Trash keep her man at home and satisfied? Simple. She just...
...keeps his pie hole filled and his hangdown long! Of course, Malisa and Annie Coulter are blondes too. And I hear once you go Democrat, you never go...
crazy. That pretty much explains why Ann Coulter is crazy as a shithouse rat! Besides, Cat Daddy would never like Ann because her adam's apple is bigger than his. You know that Cat Daddy is a died in the wool...
...wolf in lamb's clothing so...
(Has anybody noticed that Trash has disappeared since that bare back comment? Cat Daddy is catching hell! Way to go, Laurie! :))
wooly booger! And actually Cat Daddy prefers redheads, it's just that
hehehehehe. Or getting something!
At 9:18 Trash was collecting art on My blog! Said something about Cat Daddy being a real piece of work! Guess they made up and shared a hangdown!
And now you all can see why I can only make it to Texas once or twice a year. This man can wear you out......
with all his big talk and B.S. But it is so worth it to be able to stand beside him and just admire his
hangdown.
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