It is Wednesday...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So let's write the...
So let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
Let's Write!
It was love at first sight. It was a hot, summer, Texas day. Pam was so nervous about beginning her university career. Peter was distraught at the memory of his mother crying in the driveway as he waved goodbye. They had both just arrived on campus when...
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...they realized they were wearing the same shirts, only Peter looked better in his than Pam did. His waist was samaller, his pecs were perkier, and he had less chest hair sticking through the button holes. Suddenly they both spotted...
Buffy and Biff coming towards them. Pam didn't want Buff to see Peter looking better than her, so she quickly told Peter to
...go get her a beer. She figured if she was going to be outdone by Peter, she could at least get the giggles about it. Her legs were prettier than his, anyway. Peter headed to the fridge and...
remembered that he didn't have a fridge in his dorm room because it was against the rules and Peter had NEVER done anything about the rules. Plus Peter didn't want to miss out on seeing Buffy and Biff. No one knew it, but he really had a crush on...
Biff's sister, Bitsy! See, no one knew except Peter that Pam's rocket bra was actually stuffed with toilet paper while Bitsy's was loaded with
Well....you know what it was loaded with. ;-)
But besides that, Peter was entranced by Bitsy's new Papagallo yellow patent slide sandles. see picture >
http://cgi.ebay.com/PAPAGALLO-Yellow-Patent-Slides-Sandals-Shoes-7.5-M_W0QQitemZ310132676478QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090401?IMSfp=TL090401153005r36973#ebayphotohosting
Bitsy was a real classy dresser and had a wardrobe that put Elizabeth Taylor to shame. Peter was hoping
to get in her pants! He wanted to actually wear her pants. He also wanted to wear...
...his mother's underwear but he was afraid he'd get caught. He'd found his dad trying on his mom's stuff once and boy, did his dad get mad. He got so mad he...
just a splash of Jean Nate! After being so distraught over his mother's emotional come apart, he felt he needed a good, hot
bath to get over his woes of
...cross-dressing. If only he could...
...graduate college and become a judge on American Idol! You know the old saying: If you can't sing...
you buy 12 black tee shirts, a lot of mousse, change your name to Simon Cowell and become a constipated star! If that doesn't work, then you can always dye your hair, wear funky outfits and become
...Malisa of Moonlight Hollow Girls! She might be able to act but she can't sing her way out of a paper...
...airplane bathroom! Meanwhile, Peter was hoping Itsy or Bitsy, or whoever would blow...
off going to the dance with Donald and spend the evening making
his mind and accompany him to the fraternity party scheduled for Saturday night. How would he break the news to Pam? All he knew is that he didn't want to dance with Pam and her pointy witch hat boobs all night! Even Peter knew that a Playtex Cross Your Heart bra would lift and accentuate and make your breasts look like Madonna's cone cups! What Peter needed was a woman with...
..the same size bra he had always desired because secretly he knew...
...that those witch hat boobs sticking into his chest hurt more than...
when his Mama cut the apron strings. Peter knew that the apron strings were connected to the heart strings and the heart strings were connected to the...
...thigh bones and the thigh bones were connected to the hip bones and the hip bones were...oh, sorry, continue.
connected to his secret desire to one day have a sex change operation. Yes!.....yes, it's all he ever wanted....ever since his grand mammy Pearl bought him that Moonlight Kisses lip rouge for his 11th birthday. All these years Peter had been
...sad, because he never had an Easy Bake Oven or the chance to show ...
his talents as a runway model. Peter wanted to put on his Mama's prom dress, slip into those yellow shoes, slather on the lip rouge, and carry a plate of cupcakes from his Easy Bake Oven down the runway as he strutted his stuff! Peter had always dreamed of posing on the end of the runway and flashing his...
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