It is Wednesday...
It is Wacky...
It is Wacky...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
Shall we do better than last week?
Shall we do better than last week?
Okay! Promise?
Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story!
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
Let's Write!
It had been a hell of a day. She was plum tuckered out! She wasn't sure she could survive Flapper Day at the antique show, but she had. Now all she wanted to do was put her tired dogs up and have a cigarette. She was just relaxing when the phone rang. It was...
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Captain Jack Sparrow calling to find out when she would be returning his clothes. She had borrowed them knowing full well that he and she were just about
...the same size, but, he needed them back so that he could go to work at the...
prison at Huntsville. But that wasn't the phone ringing, it was the buzzer on her oven. She was making brownies for junior league night at the prison, Give a Gal a Break, as it was called because...
...everybody, just everybody loved her brownies and her...
secret ingredient. After a couple of her brownies, everybody in the old cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock! She was known for leading the Famous Conga Line of 1922 which resulted in
her being arrested for swinging her breasts in a lewd manner. Consequently, all those following her in the Conga Line were arrested. The big arrest was known as the Busty Bust and she received the nickname of...
Chesty James and her "45's". Well, after receiving that nickname it was just a bump and grind till she was working at the Landing Strip five nights a week doing
...whatever it took to make a buck. She found out that men especially liked the Johnny Depp-pirate look, but the Somali-pirate look not so much! So with seven inch spike heels and Depp's clothes she...
danced her way into Dancing With the Stars! With William Shatner as her dancing partner, she shook and shimmied her 45's, resulting in two black eyes for her partner. The Dancing With The Stars judges told Chesty that...
...it was a good thing she'd worn her seven inch heels or else she would have broken his ribs instead of blackening his eyes! But there was another problem with her dancing. She had a wardrobe malfunction that caused...
the bionic booty to malfunction. Seems it really wasn't bionic after all, just a place Cap'n Jack had for hiding rum and coke bottles! All that twirling and shaking had caused the coca cola to
...explode and fizz all over the place. Poor Shatner thought he'd had a premature...
heart attack! Boobs were bouncing, fizz was spewing, Chesty was breathing hard and found himself with a giant...
(Is Chesty a girl or guy? ) Oh well, Chesty found itself with a giant hard on top giant brownie with nuts inside! Yum! said...
Shatner.
But it was about this time that Chesty realized the Shatner was nothing but a common drivelswigger and she had had enough of the bookish type. She was out looking for a "real" man; one that.....
could bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never ever let you forget he's a man cuz he's a Rodie..Rodeo Star that is. Just about that time some sweet-talking, chaps-wearing, lip smackin'...
...Cat Daddy showed up to show everybody who is who among the real men at the rodeo. One look at CD and Shatner was outta there. Everyone knew that CD was the best...
Pussy Cat Doll's biggest fan. So was Chesty. He waved two front row tickets in front of her mighty mammaries and off they went like two...
starting pistols at the Fourth Of July frito chili pie eating contest! Just that moment, none other than Trash Talking herself showed up and decided it was time to takeaholt(that's Texas talk) of the situation. Things were starting to look pretty dicey as the two women stared down
(It looks like y'all have been having quite the little party without me!)
Trash
...and everyone knew that TrashTalk was not to be reckoned with. Chesty knew if she wanted a fighting chance, she would have to....
...slap her around with her two major talents. But what Chesty didn't know was that Trash Talk came prepared. Trash Talk reached in her purse and pulled out a...
pair of Fashion Forms Silicone Enhancers. The two girls went at it like a pair of rabid badgers on a hot tarred road. They were slapping each other silly, till CD stepped in and......
enjoyed the beating! He was enjoying it until he looked at Trash Talk's face and he suddenly knew she was not "just poking a little fun"! She was hot...hotter than a...
pepper sprout (which btw, she wasn't much taller than either). Cat Daddy whipped out his smoking revolver and said "Chesty, I'll put my six shooter up against your 45's any time
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