Monday, May 4, 2009

Pop Test!

You thought you got by with it,
didn't you?
You thought I forgot!
Nope...
just gave you an extra day to study!
Hands on keyboard...
let's take a
POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.


A.  She liked her men cold blooded.

B.  They are both man eaters.

C.  She was dreaming of shoes, purses and luggage.

D. 

35 comments:

trash talk said...

D. Lulu was up to her armpits in alligators.

Trash

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Ha! Ha!

Cher said...

D. Lulu would rather make love to an alligator than do dishes.

D. Lulu wanted alligator shoes in the worst way but once she wrestled yet another alligator onto the bench, she realized this one wasn't wearing any shoes either.

trash talk said...

(Cher, I love the second one!!!)

D. After a hard day of gardening, it felt good to take off the old crocs and just relax.
D Mal believed in skipping the middle man when purchasing a new handbag. She preferred to go straight to the source.

Tristan Robin Blakeman said...

Alvin had watched "The Little Mermaid" with prayerful hope one too many times.

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

What would I do without you two girls? Cher and Trash Talk rock...or is that crock?

Malisa

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. She loved a man with a strong jawline.

trash talk said...

D. With no fear of her purse being snatched, Lulu could finally catch a few zzz!

(Thanks for the cue!)
D. What a croc of ----!
D. All Lulu needed now was boots to match the belt.

trash talk said...

D. Lulu had been feeling a little swamped as of late.

(Why do you get me started? You know I am addicted!!!)

Cher said...

D. As I was leaving the bar, I said to him, "See ya later, alligator," but I had no idea he thought I really meant it.

D. While looking for her prince, Lulu kissed many frogs but when nothing happened, she decided she'd try other types of animals.

trash talk said...

D. Here leezard, leezard, leezard!

Cher said...

d. So I met this sexy lounge lizard the other night...

Cher said...

d. Lulu always likes to cuddle afterwards!

trash talk said...

D. After touring the New York City Sewer System, Lulu decided to bring Laurie home a little souvenir.

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. It was an innocent enough remark when he asked her if she wanted "a little tail"!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. Being a swimming instructor, she liked to mate in water.

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. When she said she wanted to date a Florida Gator, she never expected this!

trash talk said...

D. Lulu liked her martinis cold, dry and swampy.

D. Lulu really thought the crocodile rock would last.

D. Hey Polk Salad Annie, gator got your granny?

Cher said...

Malisa, as an aerobic instructor, I resent that "mating in the water" remark!

trash talk said...

Resent or resemble, Cher?

D. Lulu was exhausted from having to schlep Laurie's carry-on around the airport.

Cher said...

d. Laurie and Lulu couldn't stand it that Karen and Malisa had a monkey muse so they bought gator creator!

Cher said...

Both, Trash!

trash talk said...

D. This is why one should never play with one's food before dining.

D. Lulu was pleasantly tired after a evening of mud wrestling.

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. Enough of the crocodile tears, Lulu. I am breaking up with you!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. When Lulu answered the singles ad, she thought she was meeting Crocodile Dundee!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Cher: Tell me you HAVEN'T mated under water! That's what I thought!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Trash: Thanks for making Polk Salad Annie replay in my head...over and over and over!

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

D. When he suggested she use some Jergens lotion, she knew she was in trouble!
(Rough, scaly skin, Cher! Get your mind out of the swamp gutter water!)

Cher said...

You're just baiting me to give another answer but I got nothing. In fact, I'm going to bed...with my own Dundee!

trash talk said...

D. Lulu was known for getting a little crocked every now and then.

D. When she kissed Ali, darned if he didn't taste just like chicken.

D. Texas Gecko


Ok, I'm done...and I can't get the song Crocodile Rock out of my head. See you later alligator...after while crocodile!

The Muse said...

What happens in vegas stays in vegas :)
LOL

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Muse:

You are back!

Malisa

Cher said...

We were thinking too hard yesterday. It should be

d. Beauty and the Beast!

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

OKAY>>>I WAS SWAMPED yesterday....you all have made me LAUGH SO HARD I...
a. almost peed my pants
b. had my martini come out my nose
c. fall off my bar stool
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE

LOVE YOU ALL...you are too much fun!!!!
ox lulu

Woman in a Window said...

I'm just laughing 'cause I thought you were writing about a pap test. How long does it take me to learn?