You thought you got by with it,
didn't you?
You thought I forgot!
Nope...
just gave you an extra day to study!
Hands on keyboard...
let's take a
POP TEST!
Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.
you are responsible for answer D.
A. She liked her men cold blooded.
B. They are both man eaters.
C. She was dreaming of shoes, purses and luggage.
D.
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D. Lulu was up to her armpits in alligators.
Trash
Ha! Ha!
D. Lulu would rather make love to an alligator than do dishes.
D. Lulu wanted alligator shoes in the worst way but once she wrestled yet another alligator onto the bench, she realized this one wasn't wearing any shoes either.
(Cher, I love the second one!!!)
D. After a hard day of gardening, it felt good to take off the old crocs and just relax.
D Mal believed in skipping the middle man when purchasing a new handbag. She preferred to go straight to the source.
Alvin had watched "The Little Mermaid" with prayerful hope one too many times.
What would I do without you two girls? Cher and Trash Talk rock...or is that crock?
Malisa
D. She loved a man with a strong jawline.
D. With no fear of her purse being snatched, Lulu could finally catch a few zzz!
(Thanks for the cue!)
D. What a croc of ----!
D. All Lulu needed now was boots to match the belt.
D. Lulu had been feeling a little swamped as of late.
(Why do you get me started? You know I am addicted!!!)
D. As I was leaving the bar, I said to him, "See ya later, alligator," but I had no idea he thought I really meant it.
D. While looking for her prince, Lulu kissed many frogs but when nothing happened, she decided she'd try other types of animals.
D. Here leezard, leezard, leezard!
d. So I met this sexy lounge lizard the other night...
d. Lulu always likes to cuddle afterwards!
D. After touring the New York City Sewer System, Lulu decided to bring Laurie home a little souvenir.
D. It was an innocent enough remark when he asked her if she wanted "a little tail"!
D. Being a swimming instructor, she liked to mate in water.
D. When she said she wanted to date a Florida Gator, she never expected this!
D. Lulu liked her martinis cold, dry and swampy.
D. Lulu really thought the crocodile rock would last.
D. Hey Polk Salad Annie, gator got your granny?
Malisa, as an aerobic instructor, I resent that "mating in the water" remark!
Resent or resemble, Cher?
D. Lulu was exhausted from having to schlep Laurie's carry-on around the airport.
d. Laurie and Lulu couldn't stand it that Karen and Malisa had a monkey muse so they bought gator creator!
Both, Trash!
D. This is why one should never play with one's food before dining.
D. Lulu was pleasantly tired after a evening of mud wrestling.
D. Enough of the crocodile tears, Lulu. I am breaking up with you!
D. When Lulu answered the singles ad, she thought she was meeting Crocodile Dundee!
Cher: Tell me you HAVEN'T mated under water! That's what I thought!
Trash: Thanks for making Polk Salad Annie replay in my head...over and over and over!
D. When he suggested she use some Jergens lotion, she knew she was in trouble!
(Rough, scaly skin, Cher! Get your mind out of the swamp gutter water!)
You're just baiting me to give another answer but I got nothing. In fact, I'm going to bed...with my own Dundee!
D. Lulu was known for getting a little crocked every now and then.
D. When she kissed Ali, darned if he didn't taste just like chicken.
D. Texas Gecko
Ok, I'm done...and I can't get the song Crocodile Rock out of my head. See you later alligator...after while crocodile!
What happens in vegas stays in vegas :)
LOL
Muse:
You are back!
Malisa
We were thinking too hard yesterday. It should be
d. Beauty and the Beast!
OKAY>>>I WAS SWAMPED yesterday....you all have made me LAUGH SO HARD I...
a. almost peed my pants
b. had my martini come out my nose
c. fall off my bar stool
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE
LOVE YOU ALL...you are too much fun!!!!
ox lulu
I'm just laughing 'cause I thought you were writing about a pap test. How long does it take me to learn?
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