Baby Bella Bash!

Are you coming to

the shower?

Better hurry...

we are already here!

This is the party of the year...

honoring our sweet Bella...

daughter of Jenn of Premmie Donna

and granddaughter of

Debbie of Talking Trash!

Isn't she precious in pink?

She's all dressed up for the shower!

Hope you are wearing pink!

This is my outfit for the shower.

I was hesitant to wear it since

Trash Talk has one just like it...

we got a 2 for 1 deal!

I didn't want to overdress though

so I wore my favorite,

most stylish shoes!

I drove some of the girls

to the shower in my car!

We put the top down and

started honking when we

got close to Debbie's house!

Debbie had sweet talked

Cat Daddy into painting

the house for Bella's shower!

Debbie was on the front porch

waiting on us to get there!

Doesn't she look pretty?

She is still watching out the

front window for your arrival!

Debbie has Bella's

baby book by the front door...

don't forget to sign it!

Jenn showed us the pretty

chandelier that Cat Daddy

had planned on installing in

Bella's room...

until Debbie got involved!

Jenn had us all put on

a pair of these sunglasses

and then took us to Bella's room

to see the chandelier Debbie

picked out!

Wow! Good job, Debbie!

Bella, you are off to a good start!

After the heat from that

chandelier, Jenn thought

it was time for a drink!

We had cosmopolitans!

Yum!

Then after a "couple" of

cosmopolitans, Jenn brought

out this fantastic cake!

What?

I have icing where?

My goodness, that cake made

us a little thirsty...

so Debbie mixed a few

pink mojitos...

a few dozen, that is!

Then the shower got loud

and giggly and we all gave Jenn

our best Mother advice.

This was the advice I gave Jenn.

I don't know what got into me!

All that laughing and talking...

well, we were just parched

and dipped into that

fruity, boozy punch!

Well, they don't call me

a double dipper for nothin'!

Then we were laughing so hard...

We had to run out here!

I don't know why Debbie

didn't trust us in the house!

When we came in from the

pink port-a-potties...

I call them canopies...

get it? Can 'o pee?

Anyway, when we came inside,

Debbie made us wash our hands

with these little soaps she has

made during all her spare time!

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Pink champagne cocktails

would cool us right off!

Debbie, don't drink right out

of the bottle!

What is wrong with you?

Were you raised in a barn?

Oh, really?

No, Debbie!

These gifts are not for you!

Get your grubby little paws off of...

Oh, my, did I just say that?

I don't know what got

into me, Debbie...

you little trash talking...

Oh, there I go again!

If I didn't know better,

I would swear there was

alcohol in those drinks!

Here, Jenn!

Presents for Bella!

Open them! Open them! Open them!

What, Debbie?

Oh, maybe just a little more...

well, don't stop there...

fill it all the way to the rim!

Open them! Open them! Open them!

Oh, look, Bella got a beautiful

little tiara!

Jenn, could you get that

off of your mother's head?

Who in the world had the

good taste to bring Bella these

marveeeeeeeeeeelous little shoes?

Why, look...they are like the ones

I have on!

What?

I don't have shoes on anymore?

Oh, look...

Bella got a motorcyle rocker!

Get off, Debbie! Get off!

Could a motorcyle princess

go without a pink

mohawk hat?

I think not!

Sweet Bella got a pink

princess phone so she

can call on her aunties

when Mommy Jenn says "no"!

Now, I don't mean to be

rude...but why in the world

would anybody give Bella this

pink saddle?

Oh, evidently to go

on this gift...

a pink horse!

Bella, you rock, girlfriend!

Then somebody (Sue)

had to give Jenn this silly gift!

Oh, yes, champagne cocktails were

being snorted out of nostril all

over the room...

and the laughter began again...

and here we go again...

Thank goodness, Debbie

ordered two can o' pees

because so many people

were there!

Mindy from Primitiques 'n Poetry

looked might nice!

Sue came all the way

from California!

Guess she was Just Practicing Random

Acts of Kindness!

She looks good...

for a vegan, hippie, liberal

California girl!

Amy from Whisperwood Cottage

cleans up real well!

Who knew they wore clothes

like that in Minnesota?

Amy even brought her dog,

Tanner, with her to the shower!

Bella will love to play with Tanner

when she comes home!

I've been looking for Cher,

The Texas Woman, but haven't

seen her at the shower.

She is probably busy posting

pics of her ta-tas!

You know who else is

missing from this shower?

Laurie and Lulu

from the 2Chippys!

Oh, there they are...

good to see you girls!

Bella, Madisyn sends her

love to you!

She can't wait for you

to get home so you two girls

can go shopping

and flirt with boys!

Yes, Jenn! Flirt with boys!

Bella, Tango sends his love to you.

He can't wait to meet you!

He heard you are quite the looker!

Watch out, Jenn!

Aunt Malisa loves you,

Baby Bella!

Hope you enjoyed your shower

as much as we did!