It is Monday...
time for a
POP TEST!
So...
let's begin!
Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.
you are responsible for answer D.
A. Sue had never gotten this many inches in one night!
B. "Honey, are you through with that shovel?"
C. The last time Sue saw Poochie was when she let him out to pee before the snow storm!
D.
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now, where did I park the car?
Sue waits patiently to stick her thumb out.
d. Tareq, are you sure the secret service said this was the VIP entrance to the White House?
d. AHH...AHHH...AHHH........CHOO!
Poor Sue, she never knows what the hell is going on! Inches, shovels, poochies. . . what???
d. Here Heidi! Fetch girl! Now where did that big dog with the booze get off to?
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Following the recent sand storm in Lubbock, the city discovered that white spray paint was a cheap way to decorate for Christmas!
D. Sue had worked hard her entire life to make it to the Great White Way only to be disappointed when she arrived!
Sue said, "which way do I go, which way do I go..."
or
"he SAID he would meet me between turn one and two..."
or
"well...hell froze over, so now what?"
or
"honey, next time could you PLEASE ask for directions?!!?"
or
"If I call for Santa here in the North Pole, think the echo could cause a problem?"
Multiple Choice....I'm so indecisive...
;-) Happy Monday!!!
Robelyn
D. Shut up, Bing! Just shut up!
d. I meant "white out"...as in liguid paper!
d. It could be worse...Sue could be shoveling at the circus.
d. Shovel off to Buffalo.
version D.
Sue:
"I'm sorry but I'm lost and I can't find my way.
Onstar:
"That's okay Sue, we're here to help. Just get back in your vehicle before someone makes you road kill on this beautiful day. Don't make me call for clean up. Thank you for calling Onstar."
everything vintage
{wait...I have more!}
version D(2)
continuing from A...
Sue decides to just stay here. The ecstasy is beyond imagination. He will never measure up...not even close.
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ok...the more I think about it, my mind is in the gutter. gotta stop here~
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