It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky...
and I am feeling Wacky...
so...
Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story!
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
Let's Write!
Louise and Beulah had always been swingers. They were best friends and started swinging in Beulah's mama's backyard. Forty years later, they were still swinging! Why, just yesterday, Louise had...
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the inspiration to start a blog called 'Swing Low and Ride My Chariot'. Beulah insisted that they use fake names so they call themselves Malisa and Cher. The first hour they had 1000 hits because all the gay guys wanted to...
to gleam and garner all the girls secrets of swinging success. The "men" came from around the word, it was a true international affair, with "Cher" herself.....
"oops"
word should read world!
making suggestive comments on every post at Swing Low and Ride My Chariot. The blog became a quick success with swingers around the world! The blog covered a varied range of topics such as "How Low Can You Go On The Down Low" to...
"Get Down & Dirty", but then it was questioned, "how low is low, and how is dirty is dirty, so it was decided the blog would. . .
hold a contest to see who can come up with THE quintessential DIRTIEST and LOWEST definitions, positions, propositions,etc. A Board Meeting was called and all members voted (blindfolded) unanimously on Trash. WHO else Could they choose? The Doyenne of Dirt...The Lioness of Low-Down...The Hussy of...
Hoedom. Yes, Trash put the spunk into spank, the sparks into hot and the...
Cat Daddy in the Kitty.
Her first order of business was to open up the contest, plan a Ho'Festival and organize the First Annual Miss Ho...
tel. The first place prize for the Miss Hotel Contest was a a free room at The Red Roof Inn each Wednesday and...
complimentary Quart of Malt Liquor, cheez whiz & saltines and 8 quarters for the 'Magic Fingers'.
The Festival site was giving Trash a mighty headache. The Demolition Derby was running the same weekend and the Midget Elvis Impersonators were convening also in downtown Warrenton in late JULY. She then had...
to decide between junk and junk. Whether to lounge in the comfort of the Red Roof Inn with Cat Daddy, the bedbugs and her JUNK food...or to head out to Warrenton in her precious little "canned ham" trailer to look at the JUNK of the Midget Elvis impersonators...er,ah...I mean at the JUNK in Warrenton. Typical of Miss Hotel herself, Debbie grabbed her goodies and headed to...
decided to drop in on Mal and Lulu and saw her good reputation being drug through all kinds of mud...for what I ask you? Well, I'll tell ya, seems the girls had a little Cat Daddy envy and wanted to make sure she....
check in from time to time while she was busy being a full time, pro-fessional writer! It was true, Mal and Lu were just itching to take Trash's crown...but they weren't itching quite as bad as Miss Hotel! In order to scratch her itch, Debbie...
decided she was gonna be THE FIRST EVER swinger with all THE MIDGET ELVII (plural for Elvis, you doinks. So, natch, a couple of others could swing-a-ling with ol' Cat Daddy. OOOOH...how Trash went off on those...
(My chemo brain can't keep up with y'all but I'm enjoying the verbiage and prolixity!)
listen CHER don't be talkin' like that with your prolixities and verbiage. REALLY.
poor innocent women who were just bringing some tasty casseroles to Cat Daddy. Sue brought macaroni and cheese (made from a box), Mal brought some lime green jello salad, but Lulu brought her specialty,...
fried Snickers-on-rope! ummy for that big Cat tummy! Just as lulu was playing cat & fried mouse with CD the Elvis Entourage arrived, via mule-drawn canned ham, and proceeded to swarm all over...
that sweet thang...Debbie (you thought it was the fried snickers bar, didn't you?). The commotion made Cat Daddy go into action. He snatched the Snickers bar, snatched the itty bitty Elvis imposters up by their little white collars and then snatched Debbie by the arm. Debbie turned to Cat Daddy and said, "Please quit using the word 'snatch' and let...
me git back to my swangin' and swingin' Elvii" and she also added "...dang nabit yer gittin yer filthy snicker bar all over my good...
"young" Elvis. You know lame' will stain! With that she whipped out her stain stick and proceeded to...
wipe out her stains and her sins! She started sanging "Amazin Grace" and then all the Elvis impersonators joined in and before you knew it...
Somebody yelled "FIRE!" and they all whipped out their marshmallows, peaunut butter, chocolate and started singing 'kumbieyah'. THE END.
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