Day 54..."Vacation" Highlights!

Some of our vacation highlights

during our stay here at

La Mansion de Enema...

The night Lurch was in

the bathtub with 14 nurses!

No, he was not taking a bath...

nor did he intend to be in the tub...

but he fell into the tub

and was soon fussed over by

no less than 14 nurses!

That man will do anything

for attention!

My daily visits to the

hospital's own McDonalds!

Does anyone but me think

that it is ironic that the world's

leading heart hospital

has a McDonald's?

My award winning

Olympic performance

in the surgery waiting room!

I was nervous...

and anxious...

and a wee bit clumsy

when the surgeon came to talk

to me after the surgery.

Maybe, just maybe,

I tripped over my flip flop

and ended up tackling the

Coke machine to stop my

catapult through the air!

The Russian judge gave

me a 7!

The hidden camera video

of the joke that valet parking

played on me when they

brought me the wrong car...

and then they insisted it was mine...

like I can't tell my black SUV

from a silver compact sedan!

And then I found out that

it wasn't a joke.

Yes, they lost my car!

Three cars later

and me wrestling them

to the ground to get to

the car key board,

finally resulted in me

getting the bat mobile back!

And I can't even speak the

total of the parking bill

aloud...too profane!

I have heard rumor that

our credit card has been declined

so they may send us packing

tomorrow.

Who knows...

they may just be pulling

another fast one on me!