Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Young And The Breastless

Woo Hoo!
It is Saturday and guess what?
Teechur Matlock is feeling frisky!

How do I know?

is a themed writing meme
based on a 100 word story.
Yes, 100 words or less...
not including the "prompt words".
Oh, and the prompt words can
be used anywhere in your story!

But TODAY, Ms. Matlock is
giving us 100 EXTRA WORDS!
Woo Hoo!
Can you believe it?

We like teechurs who give surprises!

In addition to the 100 extra words,
if you participate, you have a chance
to win a book, "The Wishing Years"
by blogger, Coralie Cederna Johnson!
No kidding!

However, there is one catch...
teechurs always have catches,
don't they?

This week, the writing assignment
should be in Harlequin Romance style!
Oh, baby!

Sounds like fun, doesn't it?
The writing prompt is good for the entire week,
so you can join in at any time!


When I turned around I was startled to meet
a green eyed gaze...

So here is my contribution


My voluptuous breasts moved up and down in pained ecstasy. I gasped for air. I tried to speak, but glorious mounds of flesh only afforded me air to shout out muffled sounds of joy.

“Yes, yes, yes” he exclaimed as his eyes grew wide with wonder.

I wiggled next to him as best I could.

This was a new feeling for me.

How should I move?

What if it came off?

Was there a chance it could fall out?

“You like it like this?” I whispered in his ear.

“Oh, baby! I underestimated you!” he shouted.

Then it was over.

His stare told me that he was already focused on another woman.

When I turned around I was startled to meet a green eyed gaze from my furious mother. The look on her face said it all.

“Give me back my push-up bra!”


Cheryl said...

Loved your title and your post didn't disappoint. Well played!

Our really empty nest said...

Cute! I didnt see that coming, lol!

5thsister said...

Absolutely funny! Daydream believing, I guess...I can so relate. :o)

Terra said...

Didn't see it coming at all. Totally funny. So loved this weeks posts - so much fight in them...

Viki said...

OMG, LOL. This was hilarious.

Sue said...

GREAT title! And a post to match.


Tgoette said...

Awesome job, Malisa! I loved the great twist at the end. Very funny!

Tina said...

oh no talk about ruining the moment! Mothers haha!

Happy SC :)

Tina from
Mummy Diaries
Gossip Avenue
Travel Shack
Game FreakZ

mbkatc230 said...

This was hilarious! Another woman indeed! Oh my goodness, you took this challenge and really ran with it. What fun! Kat

Tina said...

What a hoot! Way to go.

jeff campbell said...

Pretty racy...pretty crafty...nice job...Peace

My name is PJ. said...

I enjoyed your uplifting twist to the prompt! Great job!

cj Schlottman said...

Hysterical! You had me right up to the end. Bravo!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Nice twist, and it fooled me, too. I can't relate, but it's funny and gives me a little insight into how girls might think.

Jenny said...

You got me! I totally didn't see this one coming at all!

I loved this post.

It really cracked me up!

"What if they fall out?" indeed!

Thanks for linking.

This was a joy!