When the clock strikes the magic hour,
where will you be?
Will 12:00 find you...
making a splash as you welcome in
the new year?
Or will 12:00 find you...
drowning in embarrassment
as you are inconveniently seated
next to your husband's first wife?
Will 12:00 find you...
dancing cheek-to-cheek on
the dance floor?
Or will 12:00 find you...
showing your cheeks
on the dance floor?
Will 12:00 find you...
dressed in party attire and
surrounded by your friends?
Or will 12:00 find you...
naked and alone,
sitting in your favorite chair?
Will 12:00 find you...
sleeping with friends?
Yes, you heard me...
sleeping with friends!
Or will 12:00 find you...
wide awake
with your falsies still pumped up,
your knee high stockings rolled down
and drinking the last cold beer in the cooler?
Will 12:00 find you...
drunk,
naked
and a pint short?
Or will 12:00 find you...
sober,
naked
and a short pint?
However 12:00 finds you,
I hope you will find your way back here
every day next year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
