Where Will 12:00 Find You?

When the clock strikes the magic hour,

where will you be?

Will 12:00 find you...

making a splash as you welcome in

the new year?

Or will 12:00 find you...

drowning in embarrassment

as you are inconveniently seated

next to your husband's first wife?

Will 12:00 find you...

dancing cheek-to-cheek on

the dance floor?

Or will 12:00 find you...

showing your cheeks

on the dance floor?

Will 12:00 find you...

dressed in party attire and

surrounded by your friends?

Or will 12:00 find you...

naked and alone,

sitting in your favorite chair?

Will 12:00 find you...

sleeping with friends?

Yes, you heard me...

sleeping with friends!

Or will 12:00 find you...

wide awake

with your falsies still pumped up,

your knee high stockings rolled down

and drinking the last cold beer in the cooler?

Will 12:00 find you...

drunk,

naked

and a pint short?

Or will 12:00 find you...

sober,

naked

and a short pint?

However 12:00 finds you,

I hope you will find your way back here

every day next year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!