It is Wednesday...
So it must be Wacky Wednesday!
So let's write the...
Never-Ending Story
Directions/Instructions/How-To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in mid-sentence...
3. The next person picks up (in mid-sentence) where the last comment left off and will then add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then she/he/it will stop in mid-sentence
5. Don't end the story...it is a never-ending story
6. You may post as many comments as you want to continue the story!
Lets write!
Heidi was a simple country girl when she fell in love with Billy. While others saw Billy as an old goat, she saw him as her delightful baaad boy! As he left that morning for work, Heidi said...
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Oh where have you been, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh where have you been, charming Billy?
I have been to seek a wife, she's the joy of my life
She's a young thing and cannot leave her
So instead of heading to work Billy told Heidi, "pack your baaaags we are headed to see the biiiig city". Heidi wasn't too sure what exactly to pack so she loaded down the wagon with everything, but the kitchen sink. Billy made sure to point out to "pack plenty of the snacks that he liked beeeest!"
I am going to wind these two comments together, so we can start the story over.
Remember to pick up where the last comment left off. Remember to end your comment in midsentence. Here we go!
Heidi was a simple country girl when she fell in love with Billy. While others saw Billy as an old goat, she saw him as her delightful baaad boy! As he left for work that morning, Heidi said...
Oh where have you been, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh where have you been, charming Billy?
I have been to seek a wife, she's the joy of my life
She's a young thing and cannot leave her...
...probation officer. It was true. Billy had hooked up with a baaad ass woman, Nanny, who was wanted dead or alive in five counties. But Billy had to see Nanny! He decided he would use Heidi as a cover so...
...instead of heading to work, Billy told Heidi,"pack your baaags. We are headed to the big city". Heidi wasn't too sure what exactly to pack so she loaded down the wagon with everything, but the kitchen sink. Billy made sure to point out to "pack plenty of snacks that he liked beeeest!" Billy jumped around like a kid and tried not to let Heidi know that...
he had his own personal stash of canned ham that he did not intend on sharing. As he watched her flitting around loading, he was careful not to butt
her in the buttocks...as he was "man" of manners. Unlike her previous escort and so called friend Buster. The whole town knew there was baaaaaad blod between Buster and Billy. And it all started the day...
they locked horns over Heidi. It looked to be a fight to the finish until a well meaning passerby stopped, bent over and
offered a new target. Billy and Buster's struggle suddenly ended as this chubby stranger bent over to pick up a tin can... his ample rear bobbing in sight like an overstuffed target. Trying to save the kind stranger, Heidi yelled...
..."Nice Butt!" and Billy, Buster and the kind stranger looked up. Billy and Buster said "we haven't done it yet" and the stranger said "thanks!" The stranger introduced himself as Dirk and asked Heidi if she'd like to...
come with him to the Yaya Chique tomorrow for lunch and play! Heidi turned with a jerk with a loving smile on her face and replied, "Where oh where does the yaya be?" Dirk said..."Oh just follow me!" Heidi looked over her shoulder at Billy & Buster and said with a grin....
"We are going to the Magical Bayou! We are going where women rule...and create...and laugh!" The boys stopped and looked at each other with alarm..."No! Don't take us where women...
always get a man's goat. We just couldn't bear to be neutered in such a way. Heidi smiled an impish grin and replied that in the Magical Bayou there was a Voodoo Priestess who for $20 would
blow your mind...with her magical creations...like her Willie Nelson hatband! Heidi looked Billy in the horns and said, "The Voodoo Priestess will make your forget...
you were ever born or wish you hadn't been. So you best kiss your Nanny goodbye and get ready to be on the horns of a dilemna cause I'm getting ready to shake the dust off
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