Friday, May 28, 2010

Oh, No! Watch Out! Imogene Is Coming!

Many of you know that I have another blog, The Renaissance Chick. However, I have not had the time lately to to write much on that blog. I made the mistake of allowing Imogene to guest blog from time to time on The Renaissance Chick. Needless to say, Imogene is not happy that she is not getting to speak her mind right now, because she has lots of opinions on some things going on in the world. So now she is asking to guest blog on Moonlight Hollow!

I have tried to put her off. Honestly, I have! However, she won't leave me alone. She is very persistent and tends to get on my nerves until I just give her what she wants. Talk about nagging! She is like the damn Energizer Bunny...she just goes on and on and on...until she gets her way! I hope you will forgive me. Please be kind to her. She is just an old lady with opinions. Oh, baby, she has lots of opinions!

So with all that said, I am going to give her a try in the near future. Yes, I am allowing Imogene to be a guest blogger. What? You don't know Imogene? Imogene is pictured above. She is the elderly "blonde" woman on the left. I wouldn't have even recognized her if she hadn't been in the picture with her best friend, Ethyl. I have NEVER seen Imogene smile. When I asked Imogene about this picture, she told me the following:

"Ethyl drug me down to the damn Woolworths because Olan Mills was in town and you can't convince me that she didn't have the hots for that greasy little photographer. That shrimpy little tease behind the camera kept squeaking a rubber duck in my face until he forced me to throw one of those bouncy balls at him. It hit him square in the head, and I'll be damn if he didn't snap the picture as I was laughing at his pathetic ass. Ethyl loves this picture. She even put it in the Baptist church directory! Nobody knows me from Adam!"

Sorry, blogging buddies! I have to put up with her all the time, so surely you can put up with her from time to time. You MUST remember that Imogene is totally out of control and is totally politically incorrect! She really can't help it though. She doesn't get out much. You see, Imogene lives deep down inside of me and only gets to run around town when she and Ethyl are performing on stage! But I do have to warn you that once Imogene comes out, I have NO CONTROL...absolutely NO CONTROL! Imogene says what she wants to say and says it how she wants to say it! She is a small town, chicken-fried, Texas woman who is not going to be told what to do!

You have been warned. I hope you love Imogene. She grows on you!

By the way, when Imogene is blogging, I request that readers don't copy any of her words because Imogene is an original...and because she will come slap the snot of you if you do!


Tristan Robin Blakeman said...

well, I, for one, can't wait!

Cyn said...

Imogenne sounds like the kind of lady I could hang with ;)