Saturday, May 29, 2010

Sweetie Made Me Do It!

No, this is not the number
of posts I have done.

No, this is not the number
of followers I have.

No, this is not how many days
I have been blogging.

Then what is it?

It is the temperature
outside today...
on my porch...
in the shade!

Seems like we are in the
"dog days of summer"...
and it isn't even summer yet!

Elvis remembered that dogs need
plenty of fluids in the heat...
even if the fluid is a strawberry daiquiri!

There is a bar on the coast of Texas
which allows patrons to bring along their
dogs and every dog
gets a bowl of beer!

I know, I know...
alcohol isn't good for dogs!
I didn't say I give my dog beer!

I give my dog, Sweetie, Jack Daniels!

This really is Sweetie in the photo,
but that is not her Jack Daniels.

She forgot her credit card that day
and I am not gonna support her habit.

it is so hot outside that Sweetie
has been begging me to potty train her!
She doesn't even like to go outside anymore!

Of course, with all the Jack Daniels,
she needs to go all the dang time!

It's too hot outside,
so Sweetie and I are just
gonna go back to bed.

Somebody wake us up in October!

Disclaimer: There were no dogs harmed
in the making of this post.
Sweetie does not drink Jack Daniels...

she is much more of a Crown Royal girl!

I'm kidding.

No animal right letters please!
I believe that dogs have rights...

to drink!


Tristan Robin Blakeman said...

you are too much LOL LOL LOL

I have to say, for a moment before I examined it more closely, I thought Elvis was wearing a yarmulke!

Malisa said...

Tristan, I think that is the shine from the Brylcreem! :)

sissie said...

What a funny post. The dogs are very smart when it comes to cooling down and a bowl of beer would be just the thing! LOL!


Malisa said...

Come on over, Sissie, and we will all have a bowl of beer! :)

Debby said...

hehehe...what a great post, that is hot, hot, hot...Stay cool.