I'm On A Roll!

While I'm on a roll...

toilets...

toilet paper...

a roll!

Get it?

I just could not pass up the opportunity

to share some designer toilet paper

to use in your dream bathroom!

How about these musical sheets?

Or maybe you prefer...

doing paperwork

in your dream bathroom!

Chuck Norris toilet paper?

Oh, yeah, that makes sense...

it is for your butt!

So that is what has been

happening to my money!

How about glow-in-the dark paper?

That would be handy at night!

Bored in your dream bathroom?

Well, this toilet paper gives

you instructions to create...

and this paper is a

game board!

Why hasn't someone thought of this before?

Colored toilet paper!

How about political paper?

I will avoid another butt joke!

This is actually rather stylish...

monogrammed paper!

Oh, yes, I remember this paper...

I think your employer uses this

in the office bathrooms!

Give your sweetie a heart-felt wipe!

Seriously, did I just say that?

When you come to Texas,

be prepared!

We ain't so Charmin down here!

This toilet paper should be required

in all school restrooms!

Forget your supplies?

Go to the bathroom!

Look what I got you

for your birthday!

Just what you always wanted!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Nothing says the holidays

like a roll of seasons greetings!

Going camping?

Been there...

used that...

got the scars to prove it.

I really need this toilet paper

in my house for Lurch's bathroom!

For the in-laws

when they visit!

From time to time, there is a little truth

in advertising!

Toilet paper isn't just for your

dream bathroom.

No!

It can also be used for...

hats...

or cool men's fashions...

or formal wear...

and wedding dresses!

But what if you don't have a

dream bathroom?

Build one!