Come on!
It's fun!
Want to write a story,
but just don't have the time?
Or would you just take joy
in completely changing the
direction of a story?
Whatever your motivation,
you are invited to add
a few words at a time to
keep the story going.
Write a open ended sentence
and come back later to see the
direction the story has taken.
With just a few more words,
you can turn the story on its head!
Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!
Directions/Instructions/How To:
1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...
2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...
3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)
where the last comment left off and will then
add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...
4. And then he/she/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE.
5. Don't end the story...
it is a never-ending story!
6. You may post as many comments as you want
to continue the story!
Let's Write!
Hulga didn't know what to expect when she signed up for the university research project. She was a shy girl who needed to get notice by her professors. Hulga was horrified to discover that the research project dealt with...
32 comments:
non-surgical breast enlargement procedures. While she was admittedly tired of doing "we must, we must, we must increase our bust", she felt this might be...
something that she had never thought she would do and with equipment that really ...
blew her away! Still, there was something to be said for the way...
you hold your mouth, who would have known it would make her
so light headed and light boobed that she would float....
right up into the professor's arms. After he kneaded her breast for pure therapeutic reasons, he told her...
those are the jolliest floatiest knockers I have ever seen. Now sweetie, open your mouth one more time, nice and wide so I can put in the...
most important tool you have ever had in your mouth, my...
big gyro-rating machine. You won't believe the results I've have with this new and somewhat controversial equipment. Yes, Hulga, I know it looks like something else, but trust my on this one. They results will be so amazing that you might even...
get noticed by all the professors on campus. Once a girl like you has experienced my big gyro-rating machine, she...
screams loudly "that the biggest gyro-rod I've ever..."
seen! I just wanted bigger boobs" she said. "How is that big gyro-rod going to help?" The professor smiled and said,...
"Well, I assure you Hugla, we won't be leaving that part to chance either!" If I just rest this gyro-rod between your boobs for a moment, just watch what..."
what happens. You're a smart girl so you must remember the words to that old Willie Nelson song that goes...
"Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain". Hulga, your blue eyes will be crying when you see...
Well, I don't know if I should, but if you keep this up...
Let's untangle and get started again:
"You're a smart girl and you must remember the words to that old Willie Nelson song that goes...Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain. Hulga, your blue eyes will be crying when you see...
"...you'll certainly earn your nickname Professor 'Erector Set' Tool." At that moment Professor Tool reached into his pocket and...
that your boobs will start emitting sounds only a bay mule makes after feeding time. As for side effects, you may experience...
a mildly pleasant tingling in your feet, and an unusual sense of euphoria that stretches from the nape of your neck to the small of your back. Please ignore these feelings, because this is 1943 and women really aren't supposed to experience...
those feelings until the 1960's, and if they do, it's not spoken in polite company. Just remember what I told you about...
what to do when your toes get cramped from curling so tightly!" (Hulga wonders if he means when she ...
gets those little jolts that occur only when...
gets a mouth full of unexpected anchovy on that pizza she ordered! Hulga hates anchovies with a passion and is almost gagging when she feels something strange in her mouth! Could it be a ...
a little something Professor Erector Set Tool left behind? She spat it out and was surprised to see...
the filling that the dentist, Harvey Long DDS ,had put in that very morning. All this jiggling around in her mouth had jarred it loose apparently. Hulga was rather upset over this turn of events, but being a good Mormon girl, she did not drink or smoke to relieve her tension. But as anyone can tell you, Mormons may not drink or smoke, but they certainly love to ...
follow basketball! (God I love having the last word.)
This is God, Linda. You'll never have the last word. I am the fucking word.
Oops! Sorry about the f-bomb, Malisa. I think you try to avoid that here because you live in East Texas and your neighbors have a legal right under the Texas Constitution to hang you from your own tree without a trial if they catch you using it.
Oh, my gosh! I am laughing so damn hard! I would laugh harder, but when I move too much, the rope gets tighter and tighter around my neck! If only a liberal would walk by right now! Oh, wait...I am in Texas. The only liberal is swinging in the wind as we speak.
Last word.
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