Thursday, December 9, 2010


I know! I know!
You had no warning!

That is why I call it
a POP test!

Get after it!
Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. People often told Edna that she had her head up her ass.

B. Edna never realized that it would be so easy to give birth.

C. Edna and her conjoined twin, Hedda, enjoyed taking their morning constitution.



Linda Medrano said...

I've always heard that two heads are better than one.

Mom always told us it was better to quit while we were a head.

Malisa said...

Very funny, Linda! Great comments!

Judy said...

LOL - nothing comes to mind...

David said...

Chastity took her chaperone duties very seriously and always made sure that nothing got by her.

Malisa said...

David, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that during all those years I had to chaperone all those kids!

trash talk said...

The girls thought they would have 'em standing on their heads with this act!
Edna just wanted a little Hedda start...that's all.
This is why they were head and shoulders better than anyone else!
Head's up!
See what happens when you don't read the rules of Twister.
Edna was Hedda over heels in love with a dirt farmer.

red.neck chic said...

I wonder if she has eyes in the back of her head?

The Primitique said...

Photoshop obviously worked different back in the day. ~Mindy

Deb said...

Edna was getting increasingly tired of Hedda "all up in her koolaid" afterall, she didn't even know what flavor it was.

Too funny Malisa!

Sue said...

Why am I always that last to catch on to stuff in life? Oh wait, I've spent the past few days with three crying and screaming grandbabies! I've seen many of my customers with their heads "up" their ass, but never have I seen one with their head "out" of their hoo-hoo! Amazing, I'll have to keep my eyes open for this new trend!!

Take care, Sue

Malisa said...

D. Edna was the most famous spokesperson for Preparation H.

Cyn said...

D. Another reason you should NOT put superglue on your elbows and then sit on your sister!

trash talk said...

d. Edna had always dreamed of hearing the words "What a Hedda hair"!

d. Hedda up...move 'em out.

d. Talking Heads

d. This is what happens when you marry your first cousin.

d. The latest in Kegel exercises
That's all folks!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Despite her obvious deformity, Edna would grow up having no trouble getting dates.