Saturday, January 22, 2011

Dear Mike...Your Buddy, Lurch

Mike is playing
Twenty Questions With Lurch.

Mike asked:

1. What is the most surprising thing you know about Malisa
that most of us would never even guess?

2. Did you get sick because you have a secret nurse fantasy,
or wouldn't it be easier just to be honest and ask Malisa
to go do some shopping at a costume shop?

3. What's the best and worst thing about being
in the hospital?


Dear Mike,

1. She is easy. Excuse me, everybody knows that. You asked for a surprising fact most people don't know. Malisa is very, very 'fraid of butterflies. Buddy, don't get in her way if she is escaping the attack of a butterfly or moth, because she will knock your Little Mike in the dirt.

2. The only nurse fantasy I have is finding a nurse who speaks a language I can understand. No, I am not from Arizona, but thanks for asking. Now, if Malisa would like to get a Goldilocks costume, she can sleep in my big bed.

3. The best thing about being in the hospital is being able to flash unsuspecting women without getting arrested. The worst thing about being in the hospital is the Jamaican nurse chasing after me looking for a bare place to stick that dang hose.

Your hospital buddy,
Lurch

Do you want to ask Lurch a question?

Just leave a comment on Friday's post,
TWENTY QUESTIONS WITH LURCH!

3 comments:

Sue said...

Since I have the blonde, left-handed Gemini thing going on I could seriously ask 20 questions. And if I wasn't so tired from work, I would do just that right now. But since I have not one single brain cell left thanks to my customers, my questions are this:

1. When are you and your wife going to break out of that hospital & take a road trip to good old sunny & warm So Calif? You think you've seen weird stuff when you're all high on your meds? Come out here, and you won't even need meds to see the same stuff!

2. Please take care of yourself and get well soon so you are back home with my BFF, and I can stop worrying about both of you, okay?

Love you guys, Sue

red.neck chic said...

I am laughing so hard I think I just pee'd my pants...

;-D xoxoxoxo
much love and prayers and laughter!!!
robelyn

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Not to make you jealous at an inconvenient time, but I'm trying to picture Malisa in a Goldilocks outfit and, to my delight, I'm not having any trouble doing it at all.