Showing posts with label 30-2 Days of Writing. Show all posts
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Friday, February 28, 2014

Until We Meet Again...






Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty


If you are just now tuning in to 30-2 Days of Writing, you are 28 days too late! Good luck with all the reading you have to do to catch up. As much as this challenge is a pain in the ass, it is also a blessing. It makes me write which makes me right. So instead of cursing Nicky and Mike of We Work For Cheese like I did for the first 27 days of this challenge, I shall praise them today. Thanks guys for the swift kick in the ass. I needed that.

Now, my characters from this year would like to do a curtain call until next season. Can we hear a round of applause for the narrator, Cooter, Buck, Ethyl, Brother Bob, Sadie,Vera, Bobby Lee, Barbara Sue, Jorge, Gouda, Nacho and Velveeta.

They will be back. Bigger and better. Same place. Same station.


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Chapter Twenty-Two


Jorge and Gouda quickly settled into their wing of the Whiting Estate. They claimed one of the guest rooms for their bedroom and placed the the crib for the twins at the end of the bed. Vera had insisted that Jorge move one of the rocking chairs from the front porch into the room across the hall from their bedroom. Vera said that the sunny room would make a perfect nursery when the babies got a bit older.

Jorge was amazed that Gouda and Vera had become instantly bonded and he was feeling a bit of guilt about the way he had more or less blackmailed Vera to force her to allow them to move in her house. He tried to rationalize his actions based on the years he suffered abuse from his tyrannical boss, but his gut told him that he had not done the right thing. Jorge had rightfully earned his reputation as a good man with a big heart. He couldn't bear the thought of people thinking less of him. He had only spent one day in the house and he was already having trouble looking at himself in the mirror.

While Gouda and the twins slept peacefully on their first night in the house, Jorge found himself pacing the bedroom floor. His heart was telling him that he was the luckiest man in the world with Gouda and the babies about to become his family. He heart told him that he should provide his new family with the very best because they deserved it.  But his gut was telling him that he should quit imposing on Vera and  tell Gouda the truth. 

As he was pacing around the dark bedroom, he passed by the crib and leaned down close to check on the twins. His heart stopped beating when he saw that the crib held only one baby.  He lifted the covers. No second baby. He ran to the bed to see if Gouda had fallen asleep while nursing the baby, but he only found beautiful Gouda sleeping like an angel.  Jorge was in a  full blown panic.

Then he heard a small movement outside the door. He left his bedroom and saw a soft light coming from the room across the hall. He tiptoed to the light, observed for a brief moment and returned to his bedroom without a sound. 

Jorge quietly crawled back into his bed, took Gouda in his arms and whispered his prayer.

"Dios te salve, María. Llena eres de gracia: El Señor es contigo. Bendita tú eres entre todas las mujeres. Y bendito es el fruto de tu vientre: Jesús. Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores, ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte. Amen."

Jorge quickly fell to sleep to the sound of the chair gently rocking as Vera quietly sang to the baby sleeping in her arms in the room across the hall.


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The next morning, Jorge returned to his normal routine of doing the chores around the Whiting Estate. When he finished with his household chores, he approached Vera to ask permission to go into town.  He found Vera and Gouda in the kitchen chopping vegetables, talking and laughing. The babies were propped up in their carriers watching all the activity in the kitchen. Jorge was taken aback. In all of his years working for Vera, he had never seen her cooking or laughing.

"Ms. Whiting, I need to run to town for a few minutes."

There was no reply. Vera and Gouda continued with their conversations about avocados.

"Ms. Whiting, I  hate to disturb you, but I need to go to town for a few minutes. Is that okay with you?"

Vera looked at Jorge with a confused look on her face.

"Of course, you can run into town. You don't have to ask me."

Jorge closed his eyes and opened them again to determine if he was dreaming, then he headed out the back door only to be interrupted by Gouda.

"You get your butt back in here and give me a good bye kiss! Don't you ever leave me without a kiss. Understand?"

Jorge cut his eyes toward Vera to make sure that she would not have a conniption fit.

"Jorge, kiss the girl! Oh, and while you are in town, would you pick up some tequila? We are making guacamole and want to make margaritas. Hurry home."

The last thing Jorge heard was Gouda asking Vera, "Oh, let's have a party! Who do you want to invite?"

Jorge felt lower than a gopher hole. He had to tell Vera the truth before the day was over.


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After making a quick stop at the liquor store to get a bottle of tequila, some limes and a bag of ice, Jorge walked into The Rack'n Roll Pool Hall to find Cooter. He needed to ask him if he, Gouda and the kids could move in with him at the Shangri-La-La-La Trailer Park. Before he had a chance to ask Cooter the big question, Buck called them over to the crowded bar. All eyes turned to Jorge as he approached. Bobby Lee hopped off of his stool and patted the seat indicating that he wanted Jorge to sit down. Buck opened a cold Lone Star longneck and pushed it over to Jorge. 

"Spill the beans, Jorge."

Everyone at the bar fell silent and leaned in to hear what Jorge had to say.

"About what, Buck?"

Everyone laughed.

"No. Seriously. What am I spilling the beans about?"

"C'mon, Jorge!  That woman has treated  you like a dog for years. Quit protecting her and tell us about what you saw at the crime scene at Brother Bob and Vera's den of iniquity."

Jorge looked at Buck with real sorrow in his eyes. "How did you find out?"

"How did I find out? The way everybody else in town found out. That bus full of school kids are still talking about Brother Bob flapping around in the road buck naked. Then he got on the bus and started screaming that he had killed Vera Whiting with his big one-eyed monster. He was covered in mud and blood and the kids were terrified that he was Big Foot. The school has had to call in counselors from all over the state to help those poor kids."

Jorge got up off his stool. He knew what he had to do. 

As he was running out of the pool hall, he heard Buck ask, "Is it true that you had to throw a bucket of cold water on them to get them unstuck?"



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When Jorge walked into Vera's house, he was greeted with the smell of freshly fried tortilla chips. Vera was tearing individual corn tortillas into four equal triangles as Gouda dropped them in bubbling, hot oil. A big bowl of guacamole sat waiting on the cabinet. Jorge deposited the items from the liquor store on the kitchen counter and asked Vera if he could talk to her in private.

"Jorge, anything you need to say to me, you can say in front of Gouda."

Jorge guided Vera from the room by placing his hand behind her back.

"Ms. Whiting, what we need to talk about does not have anything to do with Gouda. It's about you and me and it is very personal."

Vera walked no further than the dining room before she sat down in a chair. 

"Don't you want to go into the family room so we can talk more privately?"

"No, I don't, Jorge. This is far enough away. I can still hear the babies from here in case one of them needs me." 

In a low voice, Jorge recounted the story he had heard in the pool hall.  He expected Vera to fly into a rage and berate him for not taking Brother Bob directly to his house like she had instructed him. He expected that she would run to her room to hide in shame in for days. He was  a bit surprised when she did neither. He was more than surprised by what she said.

"So?" 

"Ms. Whiting, aren't you upset what people might be saying in town?"

Vera got up to head back to the kitchen. 

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

Jorge stopped her and made her sit back down. 

"There is more I have to tell you, Ms. Whiting."  With his head hung in shame, Jorge confessed how he had taken advantage of her vulnerability and how bad he felt for forcing his way into her home.

"Can't say that I blame you for doing what you did, Jorge. I did act like a jackass for years."

"Well, I'm sorry, Ms. Whiting, and I'll be moving my family tomorrow."

Vera shot up out of her chair as fast as a scalded cat. 

"You will not! You and your little family are staying right here. I want you  here. And I'm paying for the wedding. No questions asked. Do you understand?"

Jorge felt his eyes watering up.

"Yes, Ms. Whiting. I understand."

"Just one more thing, Jorge. Just call me Vera."

Vera jumped up from the table when there was a knock at the back door.


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My brains had been scrambled since Cooter won the mayor's election. First I had to deal with the fact that I had a sister-in-law and her twins living right here in town. Then the next day I find out that she has plans to marry Jorge after knowing him for one night . I was having trouble dealing with so much change. I was pushed over the edge when Cooter came home and told me that Jorge, Gouda and the twins had moved in with Vera Whiting. That was it. It was officially too much. I wasn't sure if I knew the difference between "come here" and "sic 'em" at that point.  

I was looking in the paper for ads about houses for sale.  I was trying to let my brain rest when the phone rang.  It was Gouda.

"Girl, come on over to Vera's house. We're making guacamole and homemade chips. When you get here, we will whip up a pitcher of margaritas."

"Really? Is Vera out of town?"

Gouda laughed, "No, silly. Vera is standing right here cuttin' up some jalapenos."

"Are you telling me that Vera Whiting wants me to come to her house?"

"Yes, that is what I am telling you. Jump in the car and get over here."

"Do I need to put on some Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?"

I heard Gouda repeat my question to Vera and they both laughed. Vera grabbed the phone.

"Just wear your flip flops and a smile. Come to the back door."

Cooter had taken my car over to City Hall, so I jumped in Genevieve and headed out in the country to the Whiting Estate. If I didn't look bad enough to start with, now my hair was a mess having been whipped around in the dust  that Genevieve kicked up while travelling down dirt roads. I had never been to the Whiting Estate before as a guest. I had driven by it plenty of times when I was a kid. I had always been amazed by the enormity of it all.  Before I left the Willys Jeep, I checked in the rear view mirror to make sure I didn't have any bugs in my teeth.

When I knocked on the back door, I was greeted by Gouda who was quickly followed by Vera and Jorge.  Gouda gave me one of her now famous bear hugs. I offered my hand to Vera.

"Thank you so much for inviting me to your lovely home, Ms. Whiting."

Vera pushed my hand away and put her arms around me.

"I want a hug too. And please call me Vera."

Jorge waved me in as he offered me the first margarita. The first of many.

We moved the babies, the guacamole and the pitcher of liquid gold to the family room where we sat and talked for hours. At first I was too shy to say anything in front of Vera, but with Vera's warmth and several margaritas under my belt, I found myself becoming comfortable. We all shared stories about our lives and eventually all ended up laughing about the adventures of Brother Bob.

When the twins started fussing, Gouda and Jorge left the room to put the babies in their crib. It was then that Vera offered to take me on a tour of her house. I was astounded at the size, the workmanship and the furnishings.  We walked from room to room with Vera telling me stories about family heirlooms and pointing out things she had collected while travelling around the world. I suppose I was showing my small town innocence that people actually lived in such luxurious places because Vera started chuckling a bit.

"I see that you are impressed by my home."

 "Oh, yes, Vera. This is the most beautiful house I have ever seen."

Vera took  my hands in hers and looked in my eyes.

"Well, I'm glad you like it because it will all by yours one day."

I stopped dead in my tracks and looked at her in total confusion.

"You see, I am your birth mother and Buck is your father."

And then my brain exploded.


























Wednesday, February 26, 2014

A Prickly Situation



Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty


Cooter and the gang are getting awfully nervous that 30-2 Days of Writing is almost over for another year. They really don't want to be shut up in my head again. I feel their pain. 

If you are just now joining us at 30-2 Days of Writing, glad you are here. You can buy the next round. If you have a couple of hours with nothing to do, feel free to start at the beginning of Cooter's story and follow it through to the end. Then hop over to We Work For Cheese and read the works of my  much more talented friends.

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Jorge was late for work the next morning, but when he arrived, he arrived in style. He had loaded the back of his pickup truck with all of his belongings from the tiny house he rented on a monthly basis. Gouda sat close to Jorge in the truck with the twin's car seats squeezed in the crowded front seat.  When they arrived at the Whiting Estate, Jorge changed his route. Instead of driving to the back of the house, he drove right through the manicured front lawn and backed the pickup truck up to the front door. Jorge and Gouda were getting the car seats out of the truck when Vera flung the door open.

"Jorge, what the hell do you think  you are doing?"

"Good to see you this morning, Ms. Whiting. I decided to take you up on your invitation to move my family into your guest wing."

Vera was quick to answer.

"What invitation? Have you lost your mind, Jorge?"

Jorge knew he was in charge. He laughed.

"Don't be teasing me, Ms. Whiting. You will scare my lovely bride to be."  Jorge held out his hand for Gouda to join him by his side.

Vera's mind was still foggy from the night before. She leaned against the door frame trying to collect her composure.

Gouda was concerned about Vera's appearance. She appeared weak and had suddenly gone pale.  When she saw Vera lean against the door, Gouda did not hesitate to go to her rescue. She hugged Vera lovingly and gingerly patted her back as though she were consoling an upset child.

"Oh, Ms. Whiting. You are the sweetest woman. I think God must have sent you from Heaven to be my guardian angel. My life was in the pits and then within a day, I met my future husband and  you offer us a home. How can I ever repay you, Ms. Whiting?"

Vera didn't know what to do. Since the day her mother had ruined her life, she had never been in a situation where she hadn't been in complete control. Now with her actions from last night, she appeared to be losing control of her own world. Vera began to sob.

"Bless your heart, Ms. Whiting. You don't have to cry. Were you afraid that we wouldn't take you up on your invitation? We are here, Ms. Whiting. We are here to stay. You just go on and shed those tears of joy."

Normally, Vera didn't care too much for the human touch. Except from Buck. But she found herself strangely comforted by this innocent young lady. 

Gouda kept her arm around Vera's shoulder as she inched her inside the house.

"Why don't we go in and sit down, Ms.Whiting? Jorge can get the babies and  unpack while we get to know each other a little better."

Gouda led Vera into the well appointed family room. She helped Vera sit on one of the overstuffed cowhide chairs while she positioned herself on the matching couch. Jorge placed Velveeta in Gouda's arms and handed Nacho to Vera.

"Might as well make yourself useful, VERA."

Vera snapped out of her fog at the shock of being addressed in such a disrespectful way.

"What did you call me, Jorge?"

"I called you Vera just like you made me promise to do yesterday."

Vera's face turned red. 

"No, I don't remember that."

"Oh, sure you do, Vera. We had just finished having that conversation about how social media could spread gossip faster than a party line when you suggested that I should start calling you by your first name."

 She wanted to jump out of that chair and throttle him, but she had the baby in her arms.  Jorge grinned and decided it would be fun to push all her buttons. He turned to Gouda.

"Mi corazon, I forget  to tell you that Vera has offered to let us have our wedding in her beautiful gardens."

Vera had endured enough. She tried handing the baby back to Jorge, but he ignored her.

"Jorge, stop! Stop right there!"

"I can't stop, Vera. I am too  excited." He turned his attention to his future bride. "Gouda, I saved the best for last. Vera is paying for the entire wedding!"

Gouda jumped up with the baby still in her arms. She ran to Vera, sat on the arm of the chair and embraced Vera.

"Bless your heart, Ms. Whiting. I can never thank you enough. You truly are an angel."

Vera was seething until Gouda took her in her arms. Her voice was so warm and soothing and she seemed so genuine. Before she knew it, Vera was calm.

Jorge went about his task of unpacking their belongings while Gouda began nursing Velveeta. Vera found herself smiling as Nacho lay in her arms reaching for the shiny diamond necklace which dangled  from her neck. The house was quiet except for the cooing sounds made by the nursing baby and the tune that Jorge was whistling as he passed through the room.  When Gouda had finished nursing the infant girl, she took Nacho from Vera and handed her the content baby girl. 

Motherly instincts, which Vera didn't even know she had, took over with Velveeta in her arms. She began to rock back and forth in a chair that wasn't even a rocker. She began softly humming as the baby was falling asleep in her arms. She found herself recalling those days long ago when she could feel the movement inside her own belly. If only the nun hadn't seen the baby bump. If only she had been given a choice in the matter. If only Buck had known so he could come to her rescue. If only.

Gouda laid her sleeping baby boy on the couch and reached out to Vera to take the baby girl. Vera shook her head from side to side.

"No. Let me keep her just a few more minutes, please."


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Brother Bob had no idea where he was. He was naked and lost. He didn't remember much about the day before except that he had killed Vera with too much sex. In retrospect, he remembered her yelling out "Jesus!", but he thought she was screaming with pleasure and not actually seeing Jesus come to fetch her. Now, he was alone in the wilderness much like Jesus himself. 

Jorge had insisted on taking him home, but Brother Bob could not face his wife in his condition. First of all, he had left Vera's house in such a hurry that he had forgotten to put his clothes back on.  Second, he knew he had to sober up and wash the smell of sex from his body. So Brother Bob had convinced Jorge to drop him off in the country by the Brazos River.  After being dropped off, Brother Bob jumped in the muddy waters of the Brazos and washed his soul clean. With no way to dry himself off, he lay down on the muddy banks to dry in the sun. Unfortunately, he was so tired from his ordeal the night before, he fell fast asleep in the blazing sun. When he awoke hours later, the mud from the river was baked on his painfully sunburned skin. Brother Bob was a mess both physically and spiritually.

With the trauma of sex, death, booze, guilt, shame, sunburn, no food and an impatiently waiting wife, Brother Bob wandered among the prairie grasses and Mesquite trees of the hot Texas countryside in a complete daze.  With his brain not functioning properly, he had no idea where he was or how he would get back home. His hunger and the pain from his burning skin had taken over his thought processes. He knew he was lost, but he had totally forgotten that he was naked.

Brother Bob had curled up in a ball in a small patch of shade under a scraggly Mesquite tree, when he thought he heard a vehicle. He jumped up and started running toward the sound. Scared of missing the vehicle, he carelessly ran through a patch of prickly pear cactus. With blood running down his legs, mud caked on his body and skin as red as a beet, he kept running until he saw the dirt road. He jumped out on the road with his arms flailing.

The crowded school bus came to a screeching halt just feet from Brother Bob standing naked in the road with his hands in the air.







Monday, February 17, 2014

Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Here


Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen


Oh, another marvelous catch-up day! Three prompts, three prompts, three prompts in one. Double mint, double mint, oh never mind. 

The election is over, but I think the excitement is just beginning. Hope you enjoy! If you aren't too pooped after you read my post, head over to We Work For Cheese and read the other talented participants' stories. 


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Bobby Lee ran in The Rack 'n Roll Pool Hall totally out of breath. 

"It's over."

The drinking stopped. Deviled eggs came to a screeching halt just inches from waiting mouths. The band quit playing in mid-song. All eyes turned to Bobby Lee.

"It's over, Cooter."

Cooter grabbed a cold Lone Star and handed it to Bobby Lee.

"It's okay, Bobby Lee. I knew I didn't have a chance in hell against Vera Whiting."

Bobby Lee broke into a big grin and started shouting.

"You won, Cooter! You won! Brother Bob is foaming at the mouth and Vera Whiting tucked her tail and ran. You won!"

Cooter scanned the room with  his eyes until he saw me. He started making his way over to me. I was just as proud as could be. Cooter did it. He actually won. And now I would be known as the mayor's wife and not as the woman who broke Bobby Lee's heart.

Somebody in the crowd started chanting Cooter's name. Pretty soon, the whole party joined in the chant until the noise was almost deafening.

"Cooter! Cooter! Cooter!"

Suddenly, Dr. Butts and the Hemorrhoids started playing Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead and the crowd broke out in laughter. Some of the party goers even burst out in song. Ethyl grabbed Cooter and they started dancing right in the middle of the pool hall while people were laughing, clapping and cheering.

My ears were ringing from the rowdy festivities when I heard a car coming to a screeching halt right in front of the pool hall. I guess no one else noticed because they kept right on singing.

"Ding dong, the witch is dead.
 Which old witch?
 The wicked witch!
 Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead."

The front door of the pool hall was thrown open and there stood Vera Whiting. 

It took a while for everyone to notice the newcomer. Those around the front door suddenly fell silent and I felt as though I was watching a wave of reckoning wash over the celebration. Finally everybody stopped in place and all eyes turned toward the front door.

Vera Whiting did not glance at any of them, nor did she even pretend to notice that they were in the room at all. She walked straight to the bar, sat on a stool and motioned for Buck. He hesitantly obliged. When Buck was right in front of her, she grabbed him around the neck and kissed him with all the passion she had been keeping bottled up inside her. 

There was a gasp in the silent pool hall.  I couldn't move. I was riveted to the spot. My eyes sought out Ethyl and I was happy to see that Cooter was holding her by the arms to prevent an ugly scene. 

Buck unlocked Vera's arms from around his neck, pulled away from her and addressed her in his best Shakespearean English.

"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age."



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Vera Whiting had been raised in a bubble. Her parents and grandparents wanted the very best for the only child who would carry on their lineage.  They certainly didn't want her to attend a public school where she might meet a common boy and fall in love. She was shipped off to the best boarding schools each year. Although Vera was allowed to come home during the summer, she was never allowed to socialize with the town's children. For Vera, there were no tea parties, no games of red rover, no neighborhood games of hide and seek and in her later years there were no phone calls, no dates, no proms, and no one with whom to share secrets. There were no secrets.

However, in the summer of her 16th year, Vera had taken her mother's convertible out on one of her lonely rides around the countryside. She had to endure the usual lectures about keeping the head scarf on her head to prevent ear aches and about not talking to anyone while on her outing.

Vera liked to drive on the dirt roads on the outskirts of town. Going into town and seeing other teenagers only made her more hungry for companionship. She had just stopped at a stop sign on what she thought was a deserted road when she heard rumbling mufflers approaching. She glanced in her rear view mirror and saw a black and turquoise Chevy El Camino driven by a handsome young man. Before she knew it, the El Camino was right beside her on the road and the young man was speaking to her. Following her mother's directions, she remained face forward while ignoring the driver. 

"Hey, Stella, you ready for some action?"

Vera was startled that the boy had called her mother's name. She turned to look at him and lost her breath. It was love at first sight. 

"You must have me confused with my mother. I'm Vera. I just took mom's car out for a drive because it is such a pretty night. How do you know my mother?"

Buck stammered for a while before he thought of a logical explanation.

"Well, you see. I'm a bookie. You mom likes to play the horses and I place the bets for her. But you must never mention this. Ever. Your mother would be in trouble and I would get arrested. So this is going to be our little secret."

Vera blushed at the idea that someone wanted to share a secret with her. She would take that secret to her grave. She would be the best secret keeper ever.

As the summer progressed, Vera had many more secrets to keep.  She and Buck made nightly rendezvous on dirt roads all over the county. Buck trusted Vera with his secret and she trusted him with her virginity. Of course, Buck's secret was not real and Vera's virginity became fictional before the summer was over. 

Vera felt alive for the first time in her life. She was in love and nothing could change that. Nothing could change it until Stella got involved. Stella was still stinging from being dumped by her plaything, Buck. How dare he dump someone of her caliber! When Vera's occasional outings in the car became a nightly ritual, Stella became alarmed. One night, she followed Vera and discovered who had stolen her affection from Buck.

The next morning, Vera was shipped off to a year round boarding school. There would be no more visits home. In fact, Vera did not return home until after her parents had died. She couldn't stand their scrutiny. She led a life devoid of pleasure as she had been raised to do. She had grown used to the idea of dying alone. Then one day when Jorge was driving her to town, they passed by the pool hall and she made an trivial comment.

"Jorge, when I was young, that pool hall was Cool Breeze's Domino Parlor and I had a very special friend who liked to go there."

"I remember, Ms. Whiting. After Cool Breeze died, it sat there empty for a long time until Buck came back to town."

Vera caught her breath and she wasn't sure she had breathed again since hearing those words.


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Vera was standing perfectly still and looking at Buck in disbelief. She had just turned to go when there was big disturbance at the front door. 

Brother Bob had entered the pool hall and he was pushing a beautiful, young, blonde woman in front of him. She was sobbing and holding two small babies, one in each arm. Her head was down in shame. He began shouting in his righteous voice.

"Let's see how long Cooter is your mayor when you see his dirty little secret!"

All eyes went to Cooter and then all eyes turned to me. As much as I wanted to scream, I understood that I was now the mayor's wife so I faked it. I smiled. It was a weak smile, but it was a smile. I was trying to hold myself together in front of all these people. I hated for them to witness the assassination of their newly elected mayor. Or castration. Maybe that would be better. My smile became stronger. 

People were very uncomfortable. Some of them were looking at their feet. Others were looking at Cooter for an explanation. The women of the FBC prayer circle were trying to hide behind others so that Brother Bob's eyes would not fall on them. 

Brother Bob could see Cooter's popularity melting away right before his eyes.

"I warned you people about Cooter and this pool hall. But did you listen?"

Cooter was looking at me shaking his head and then he addressed the crowd.

"There is a perfectly good explanation for this..."

Before Cooter could get out another word, Brother Bob started shouting louder.

"Here is the proof, people! Who are you gonna believe? Are you going to believe the lies that spew from Satan's lips? Look at the real life evidence I brought you. Look with your own eyes at Cooter's harlot and bastard children!"

Before I could get to Cooter, the blonde woman handed her children off to a woman standing close by. Then she turned and knocked the holy hell out of Brother Bob. When he went down, she jumped on top of him and kept swinging. His face was a bloody mess. I was about to do the same thing to Cooter when he yelled out to the young woman.

"Gouda, stop!"








Monday, February 3, 2014

Never Underestimate The Power of Prayer



I like continuing stories. I like to wonder what is going to happen in the next chapter. I guess my love for continuing stories came from those wonderful childhood days of my parents reading one chapter at a time from my childhood books. I never wanted them to stop reading. My favorite part of school was the portion of the day when the teacher would have all of us put our books away and listen to her read to us from a childhood classic. Chapter by chapter. Day by day. Year after year. It never got old for me.  Years later, when I became the teacher, I broke all the secondary rules and read aloud to my high school students. They loved it. We read novel after novel. We shared reading aloud, we read silently and we read in groups, but the students always loved it the most when I read to them. Chapter by chapter. Day by day. Year after year. It  never got old for them.

I guess you know by now that many of my posts for 30-2 Days of Writing will be on a continuing theme. However, my continuing theme is carried over from last year's 30-2 Days of Writing, so newcomers may not know my characters and the continuing plot line. I am going to give newcomers a link to the old posts if they are interested in checking out the lives of Cooter and the gang. When I went back and reread the  posts, I became aware of some inconsistencies in the story line as the characters developed from post to post. I was very tempted to edit those mistakes, but decided to leave them as they were for now. 

So if you need to catch up, here you go. I hope I can tempt you to come back. Chapter by chapter. Day by day. I hope it never gets old for you.


Speaking of catching up, I shall now attempt to catch up with two days and get back on track. The following post contains two stories with the prompts for the last two days. This has been a public service announcement.

If you are not too worn out after all this reading, be sure to go to We Work For Cheese and read the works of the other participants. They are much better than me. Really. They're all cheesy.

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Barbara Sue was still ranting and raving when Ethyl and I decided we couldn't take anymore. Police sirens were blaring, people were running all over the streets checking on the safety of neighbors and the town's one ambulance was bouncing from place to place like a pin ball on crack. The tornado had left a path of destruction behind, but it was nothing compared to the wrath of Barbara Sue. 

I tried to distract Barbara Sue by convincing her to relax on the couch and providing her with her favorite snack, a cold bottle of Coke with salted peanuts poured in the bottom. While she was busy trying to fish the peanuts out with her tongue, Ethyl and I crept out the front door, hijacked Barbara Sue's mini-van and headed back to The Rack 'n Roll Pool Hall. 

Buck and Cooter were sitting at a table with a half empty bottle of Wild Turkey and three wide eyed, silent, towhead boys. Cooter stood up as best he could when he saw me walk in.

"I was scared you weren't coming back and I would have to spend the rest of  my life with Bobby Lee and these boys. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to you like that."

"Is that an apology, Cooter?"

"It's as close as you're gonna get for now. Don't you owe me apology first?"

"Okay. I'm sorry I went to the football field with that turd, Bobby Lee."

Bobby Lee squirmed under the cross, "I can hear you!"

The pool hall broke into laughter. Ethyl and I sat down at the table while Buck poured us each a shot.

Ethyl stared at the boys in disbelief.

"Buck, did you threaten those boys? I have never seen them so quiet or so still."

"Those boys are fine, Ethyl. They just needed a lesson in manners."

"What did you say to those boys, Buck?"

"I didn't say nothin'. I duct taped them."

Ethyl pulled out the chair of the boy sitting closest to her. Wrapped around his waist and the back of the chair were several yards of silver duct tape.

"Buck! These aren't your kids. You've got to have your own kids before you can start abusing them. You could probably get in trouble with the law for duct taping a kid."

"They were running around here like chickens with their heads cut off, Ethyl. They wouldn't listen to a thing I said. Bobby Lee was even wiggling around and yelling at them from under that cross and they just laughed at him. I thought it was the humane thing to do to just tape 'em down. There is a lot of broken glass on the floor. I probably saved their lives. I know I saved them a lot of pain if Cooter and I had gotten hold of them."

"Well, can you let them go play outside now?"

Buck asked the boys if they wanted to play outside and they all three nodded their heads in unison. Buck stood up and carried each chair outside and placed all three chairs on the porch with the boys still taped firmly in place.

"You boys can watch the police cars go by."

When Buck joined us at the table, the conversation turned to Barbara Sue and her conniption fit. 

Buck shook his head in disbelief, "I've never seen her that mad before."

I probably shouldn't have said it, but I just had to. "Do you know what she told Ethyl and me about the tornado and the cross landing on Bobby Lee? She said it was no accident."

Ethyl piped in, "She said that she was so upset about being home alone in a bad thunderstorm while Bobby Lee was out on the town carousing around  that she just prayed for it."

Buck and Cooter said it in unison. "Prayed for what?"

I didn't answer for awhile. I was trying to keep the smile off my face. 

"She prayed for Bobby Lee to be hit with the healing power of Jesus."

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I guess we shouldn't have had that conversation within the hearing range of Bobby Lee. Seems that he wasn't real happy with Barbara Sue's prayer. He was raging underneath that cross. Buck finally gave in.

"He's gonna tear the hell out of the felt on that pool table if we don't get him off  of it. I figure he's been bearing the weight of that cross long enough."

It took all four of us to lift that cross off of him. It was a miracle that he was alive at all. However, it didn't appear that he was giving thanks for miracles at that moment. Bobby Lee jumped off that pool table like a banty rooster looking for a fight. We all jumped back out of his way. There had been enough damage done in The Rack 'n Roll Pool Hall for one night.

Without a word, Bobby Lee grabbed the keys to the minivan off of the table where we had been sitting. He was limping a bit and groaning some, but he was moving like a buzz saw through that pool hall. When he got to the minivan, he unlocked the back gate and laid down the seats. He grabbed the first boy still duct taped to his chair and laid the chair in the back of the van. With the second boy, he had to turn the chair and it's occupant on their sides to fit in the van. As hard as he tried, Bobby Lee couldn't get his third son to fit in the back of the van, so he opened the sunroof and placed the chair and the boy upside down through the roof. Of course the chair would only go so far, so the boy was dangling upside down in the car. He was screaming in terror and kicking his legs wildly on the roof of the car. 

Bobby Lee never said a word to us. He never even looked at us as he packed his minivan with chairs, arms, legs and blond screaming heads. He just started his car, turned it in the direction of his house and took off. The last thing we saw was a Bobby Lee sticking his hand out his window and flipping us the bird.

Buck, Ethyl, Cooter and I stood on the porch laughing.

Buck shook his head in disbelief, "Maybe he can claim temporary insanity."