I know. I know.
I haven't been blogging regularly.
I have been rather busy lately.
Taking care of Lurch is not an easy job!
Okay, okay, he is getting much better
and I have been sitting on my butt
a lot the last couple of days.
But I have also been...
cleaning...
cooking...
driving Ms. Daisy...
and doing what I do best...

being a smart ass!
Yes, you heard me!
I admitted it.
There.
Are you happy?
Yep, I've been hangin' out with this guy...

He's funny.
No, not funny lookin'...
just funny.
Well, he might be funny lookin'...
he's from Canada.
He's pretty funny lookin' here on the clothesline.
Anyway, you need to check him out HERE. Pause Ponder and Pun.
Guess who won the contest last week?
That's right!
This smart ass!
If that wasn't cool enough,
I found this amazing blog,
which also has a caption contest
every Wednesday and gives
this award each week!

Yowser!
THE GOLDEN PHALLUS AWARD!
(No, I didn't name the award!)
Well, you all know that I have been
looking for that big, golden phallus
all of my life...
so I entered!
And guess what?
Well, read it for yourself HERE.
Just my luck.
I get a little phallus.
But I'm still smiling...
because we all know
that a little phallus
is better than no phallus at all!
Next week, our weekly fun activities
will be back online!
Don't forget that we have our own
caption contest, Pop Test, right here every Monday!
On Wednesday, please join us for our weekly
writing "assignments": Wacky Wednesday,
The Never-Ending Story!
Fridays are reserved for your
Fill-In-The-Blank smart ass answers!
If you haven't been joining us every week
for our outlandish M-W-F activities,
please follow and join in!