POP TEST!

You expected it on Monday,

didn't you?

Thought you escaped it

for the week, huh?

Oh, no!

Put down that Ding Dong

and put on that thinking cap!

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...

you are responsible for answer D.

A. When Hazel rented the other half of her duplex to her best friend, Margaret, she wasn't aware of Margaret's husband's problem with passing gas.

B. Diaper duty was no big deal for Hazel and Margaret.

C. Hazel and Margaret prepare for the Republicans to take over the House of Representatives.

D.

Pop Test!

Bet you didn't crack a book

this weekend!

You had time to study...

but NO!

You were busy imbibing, weren't you?

And shopping?

And napping?

Well, SNAP OUT OF IT!

It is time for a

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...

you are responsible for answer D.

A. The citizens of Cut 'n Shoot, Texas, were proud of their diverse population.

B. Nurse Jackie had a child by all of the male staff at All Saints' Hospital.

C. Bertha begged Dick to stop shopping on the Trojan Damaged/Clearance Aisle.

D.

What do you win if you have the

winning caption?

You get to be the Star Pupil!

Check back tomorrow for

the winning caption!

POP TEST!

It is official...

class is back in session!

You have had a nice little break,

haven't you?

Time to get back to the

vintage photo captions!

So get out that #2 pencil

and stick it...

behind your ear.

Grab your keyboard and here we go!

It is time for a

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...

you are responsible for answer C.

A. And that is why they called him Woody.

B. Bill and Ruby came from a long line of pole dancers.

C.

What do you win if you have the

winning caption?

No, not candy...

the federal government stopped that sweet deal!

You get an award...

Who will be the star pupil?

Tune in tomorrow to find out!

Speaking of awards...

I did it!

I won the BIG Yellow Dick Award this week...

no,wait...

The Golden Phallus Award

over at The Screaming Me-Me!!

Seriously...check it out HERE.

Guess who got honorable mention?

Our very own Trash Talk!

I'm not kidding!

The two junkin' ladies laid it

to 'em this week!

Don't forget...

grades will be posted outside

the classroom tomorrow!

Check for your name!

Doing What I Do Best...

I know. I know.

I haven't been blogging regularly.

I have been rather busy lately.

Taking care of Lurch is not an easy job!

Okay, okay, he is getting much better

and I have been sitting on my butt

a lot the last couple of days.

But I have also been...

cleaning...

cooking...

driving Ms. Daisy...

and doing what I do best...

being a smart ass!

Yes, you heard me!

I admitted it.

There.

Are you happy?

Yep, I've been hangin' out with this guy...

He's funny.

No, not funny lookin'...

just funny.

Well, he might be funny lookin'...

he's from Canada.

He's pretty funny lookin' here on the clothesline.

Anyway, you need to check him out HERE.

Every Wednesday, Nonamedufus has a caption contest,

Pause Ponder and Pun.

Guess who won the contest last week?

That's right!

This smart ass!

Check it out HERE!

If that wasn't cool enough,

I found this amazing blog,

The Screaming Me-Me!!,

which also has a caption contest

every Wednesday and gives

this award each week!

Yowser!

THE GOLDEN PHALLUS AWARD!

(No, I didn't name the award!)

Well, you all know that I have been

looking for that big, golden phallus

all of my life...

so I entered!

And guess what?

Well, read it for yourself HERE.

Just my luck.

I get a little phallus.

But I'm still smiling...

because we all know

that a little phallus

is better than no phallus at all!

Next week, our weekly fun activities

will be back online!

Don't forget that we have our own

caption contest, Pop Test, right here every Monday!

On Wednesday, please join us for our weekly

writing "assignments": Wacky Wednesday,

The Never-Ending Story!

Fridays are reserved for your

Fill-In-The-Blank smart ass answers!

If you haven't been joining us every week

for our outlandish M-W-F activities,

please follow and join in!

Day 73...Pop Test!

It may be Spring Break,

but you knew teechur

would eventually wake up...

didn't you?

Open your sleepy eyes...

it is time for a

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...

you are responsible for answer D.

A. LaVerne celebrated that she finally got that tree cut down with her nail file.

B. LaVerne was destined to marry a man named Wood.

C. Stump broke.

D.

Day 66...Pop Test!

You didn't know that class

was starting late today?

I fooled you!

But now it is time for a

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...

you are responsible for answer D.

A. Welcome to Happy Camper Day Care!

B. When Sister Mary Margaret took her vows of marriage to God, she didn't know he would have so many children!

C. Sister Mary Margaret with her first graduating class from Exorcism 101.

D.

Day 59...Pop Test!

Teacher is late!

I am trying to get back in

the swing of things!

I promise to be on time next week!

But, yes...

regardless of my tardiness...

we are still having a

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...

you are responsible for answer D.

A. Roger finally brought his girlfriend home to meet his parents.

B. Roger was totally mystified why his friends called his girlfriend a "bitch".

C. Ramona hated it when Roger grabbed her breasts!

D.

Day 46...Pop Test!

Monday!

Are you surprised?

You know what today is...

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...

you are responsible for answer D.

A. Excuse me, did you fart?

B. Excuse me, I have never talked to a Democrat before.

C. Excuse me, did you know you have a tsunami happening on your head?

D.

If you did not read yesterday's

post, please do so.

I posted late and don't want you to miss photos of Lurch!

Winner of my One World One Heart giveaway

will be announced later today!

Day 39...POP TEST!

You stayed up late

watching the Super Bowl,

didn't you?

You have a hangover,

don't you?

You think that matters?

NO!!!!!!!!!

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Barbara Bush and Susan Boyle rehearsing for Dancing With The Stars.

B. Barbara and Susan, retired WACS, celebrate the end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

C. When Barbara's beau asked her to take up belly dancing, this is not what he had in mind.

D.

Day 32...POP TEST!

Okay, Teach can be late...

sometimes.

But you think that means

no POP TEST?

NO!

It just means that Teach

was late.

Now get ready because

it is Monday,

so that means

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Harold had warned Charles what would happen if he farted again!

B. "Mom, I found the thief who ate the last piece of chocolate cake! Can I handle this for you?"

C. Harold knew early in life that he wanted to grow up to be an investment banker.

D.

Day 18...POP TEST!

Long weekend?

Just because you have

a three day weekend,

you thought you wouldn't

have a pop test?

WRONG!

Get ready...

get set...

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Rodney enjoying a cigarette after sex.

B. Rodney never believed his mother when she told him that cigarettes would stunt his growth.

C. Rodney had to show his ID until he was 42.

D.

Day 10...POP TEST!

It is Monday.

You knew it was coming...

POP TEST!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Meet Ted and Francine...Liberace's proud parents.

B. Ted and Francine believed they were the couple who couldn't be ruffled.

C. It was tough being heirs to the Chiquita fortune.

D.

Pop Test!

It is Monday...

time for a

POP TEST!

So...

let's begin!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Sue had never gotten this many inches in one night!

B. "Honey, are you through with that shovel?"

C. The last time Sue saw Poochie was when she let him out to pee before the snow storm!

D.

Pop Test!

It is Monday...

time for a

POP TEST!

Keep your eyes on your own

computer screen

and let's begin!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Marge poses with her date for the Christmas party.

B. Marge was expecting more when she asked for a stiff one.

C. Too proud to use a cane, Marge goes out in style.

D.

Pop Test!

Okay, kids...

this is a different kind

of pop test...

no multiple choice answers!

I give you the photo

and the question...

you give me the answer!

Break the seal on your

test booklet

and let's begin!

What has sparked the look

in Madisyn's eyes?

No, Sue, you can't answer...

that would be cheating!

Pop Test!

It is Monday...

and Monday is Pop Test Day!

It has been awhile

so welcome back!

Be careful with your answers

because these are my precious grandkids!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Tango has been eating Oreos.

B. Tango has been eating Hershey Bars.

C. Tango has been chewing on the rear tire.

D.

Pop Test!

It is Monday

so it must be time for a

Pop Test!

Please keep your eyes

on your own computer screen.

Don't bother looking at your

neighbor's answer...

I hear she was drinking all weekend!

Good Luck!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. Are you carrying your own weight?

B. I am taking a few of my friends to Warrenton/Round Top!

C. I will do most anything to use the HOV Lane.

D.

Pop Test And My Mother's Note!

I don't know what is wrong

with my computer!

Is it Blogger or is it me?

I can no longer leave comments

without several hours of effort!

I have received emails from several

bloggers telling me that they are

having trouble leaving comments

on my blog!

I think it is a Blogger problem!

Anyone else having this problem?

Of course, if you are,

you won't be able to leave a comment

to let me know!

Aaaarrgggggggghhhhhhh!

So, anyway, I have a note from my mother

stating that I am reading your blogs

but I am not able to respond.

Okay, I don't.

My mother would never write

me a note like that!

I have a note from Lurch...

does that help?

I am going to try to get back

in the habit of blogging.

Wish me well.

In the meantime...

it is time to get your game face on!

Yes, it is...

it is time for a

Pop Test!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. I see a flat on a trailer in the near future for Trash Talk.

B. I see Texas Woman being around for 50 more years!

C. I see Mindy having a flask of bourbon under her table in Warrenton.

D.

Pop Test!

Sorry, teacher is tardy!

We have hangovers, too, you know?

So you think you got Labor Day off?

NO WAY!

Pop Test!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. You want to stick that thermometer where?

B. Have you ever tasted pureed liver?

C. Mom, that stinky snake is in my diaper again!

D.

Pop Test!

Just because we didn't have

a pop test 1st period,

doesn't mean we can't

have one 3rd period!

What am I saying?

I am saying that it is time for a

Pop Test!

Directions: Multiple choice answers...
you are responsible for answer D.

A. A redneck porch swing

B. A really bad episode of Design Star

C. Landscaping by Forrest Gump

D.