Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...

and I am feeling wacky...

and your break is over...

so...

Let's write the...

Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story

with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then he/she/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE.

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Leonard was a ladies' man. He always had been. Leonard's mother was convinced that he was popular with the ladies because of his clean-cut look and Howdy Doody freckles. However, it hadn't taken Margie long to recognize Leonard's true attraction. Margie was mesmerized by Leonard's...

Doing What I Do Best...

I know. I know.

I haven't been blogging regularly.

I have been rather busy lately.

Taking care of Lurch is not an easy job!

Okay, okay, he is getting much better

and I have been sitting on my butt

a lot the last couple of days.

But I have also been...

cleaning...

cooking...

driving Ms. Daisy...

and doing what I do best...

being a smart ass!

Yes, you heard me!

I admitted it.

There.

Are you happy?

Yep, I've been hangin' out with this guy...

He's funny.

No, not funny lookin'...

just funny.

Well, he might be funny lookin'...

he's from Canada.

He's pretty funny lookin' here on the clothesline.

Anyway, you need to check him out HERE.

Every Wednesday, Nonamedufus has a caption contest,

Pause Ponder and Pun.

Guess who won the contest last week?

That's right!

This smart ass!

Check it out HERE!

If that wasn't cool enough,

I found this amazing blog,

The Screaming Me-Me!!,

which also has a caption contest

every Wednesday and gives

this award each week!

Yowser!

THE GOLDEN PHALLUS AWARD!

(No, I didn't name the award!)

Well, you all know that I have been

looking for that big, golden phallus

all of my life...

so I entered!

And guess what?

Well, read it for yourself HERE.

Just my luck.

I get a little phallus.

But I'm still smiling...

because we all know

that a little phallus

is better than no phallus at all!

Next week, our weekly fun activities

will be back online!

Don't forget that we have our own

caption contest, Pop Test, right here every Monday!

On Wednesday, please join us for our weekly

writing "assignments": Wacky Wednesday,

The Never-Ending Story!

Fridays are reserved for your

Fill-In-The-Blank smart ass answers!

If you haven't been joining us every week

for our outlandish M-W-F activities,

please follow and join in!

Day 68...Wacky Wednesday, The Never-Ending Story...

It is Wednesday...

and I am feeling wacky...

and have a cool vintage photo...

so...

Let's write the...

Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story

with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then he/she/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE.

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

It all started out as a dream. We read about it in Just Practicing Random Acts of Kindness for years. We saw Sue's pictures. We drooled and dreamed of going to Country Roads Antiques and Gardens in Old Towne Orange in Long Beach. Sue tempted us and taunted us and drew us in with her magic spell. Eventually our dreams turned into a road trip with a car full of Texas junkers and a picnic basket full of pimento cheese sandwiches and a cooler full of beer. Upon arriving in Long Beach...

Day 61...Wacky Wednesday, The Never-Ending Story...

It is Wednesday...

and I am feeling wacky...

and have a cool vintage photo...

so...

Let's write the...

Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story

with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then he/she/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE.

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

It all started innocently enough. Buster's wife was always asking him to move the dress form around in her antique store. Buster found himself dressing her, undressing her and hauling her around in his pick-up truck. Before he knew it, Buster discovered he had feelings for her. Yes, Buster was in...

Day 41...Wacky Wednesday, The Never-Ending Story...

It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky...

and have a cool vintage photo...

so...

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Charlie and Beulah had moved to Iowa trying to escape his past. Surely, no one in Iowa would suspect. However, they had only been there 24 hours when the Baptists came knocking at their door to visit. No matter how hard they tried to conceal it, those flowers growing out of Charlie's head revealed the secret that Charlie had once been...

Day 34...Wacky Wednesday, The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky...

and have a cool vintage photo...

so...

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

They thought this day would never get here! Mabel, Howard and Ethel deserved to celebrate. After all, this was the day that...

Day 20...Wacky Wednesday, The Never-Ending Story

It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky...

and have a cool vintage photo...

so...

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

They were a match made in heaven. They were the perfect couple. They shared the same interests and had the same hobbies. They did everything together. Some people called them Heckle and Jeckle, some people called them The Bobsey Twins and some people called them...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky!

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Dorothy knew that he was an ass the moment she met him. He was loud, obnoxious and, frankly, didn't smell too well. While Dorothy was easy going, he was stubborn and refused to cooperate. It was obvious to all those around them that Dorothy was totally infatuated with him, while all he wanted from Dorothy was a little...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky!

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

They thought Christmas would never get here! They had written their letters to Santa, done their chores and tried their best to stay on The Nice List. They had all piled in the bed together on Christmas Eve and were awakened Christmas morning by Skippy barking loudly at something outside the window. They jumped out of bed and threw the curtains open. They couldn't believe their eyes! Right there, sitting on their lawn was...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am back and feeling Wacky!

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Mitzi's dream had finally come true. After three years of chasing Hank like a hound dog , Mitzi was sure that he had finally succumbed to her charms. Mitzi could barely contain her excitement when Hank handed her the small jewelry box on Christmas morning. She squealed with delight as she discovered the pair of keys in the box. Mitzi finally had her own set of keys for Hank's penthouse apartment! However, what Mitzi didn't know is that Hank had no intentions of sharing his apartment with her. The keys Hank gave Mitzi were for...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am back and feeling Wacky!

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Mary Lee finally put her foot down. She was not having Thanksgiving dinner at her in-law's house again! Her mother-in-law never let Mary Lee have any input on the Thanksgiving dinner. Mary Lee was determined to show up her mother-in-law this year. Thanksgiving dinner at Mary Lee's house would be the absolute best Thanksgiving ever! The only thing Mary Lee didn't understand was...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

Is it Wednesday already?

Well...

Let's write the

Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

In Warrenton, the monsoon arrived according to schedule. It rained for three days solid before the opening day of the 2009 Fall Show. As the shoppers began to arrive...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am not feeling so Wacky...

Heck, we are gonna write anyway.

Maybe this will cheer us all up!

By the way,

this is my

200th post!

Let's write the

Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Danny couldn't help it. He was addicted. Maybe it was the half smokes. Maybe it was the chili dogs. Maybe it was the girl who worked the window. Without exception, every day, Danny ordered...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky...

so it must be Wacky Wednesday!

Ready? Set? Go!

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

She begged him to stay. She knew that she had pushed him once too often. She couldn't help it. Junking was her life. He still hadn't forgiven her for buying the American made SUV to haul her junk around! Then, yesterday, when she pulled to the curb to pick up the abandoned chair, he cracked and said...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...

and I have been playing Grammy all week!

I need some adult entertainment,

so let's write...
The Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

It was the end of their first date and she was already in love. Danny knew he was in trouble. He knew the minute he met Debbie, that she was the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. But Danny had a problem. Well, he had two problems actually...Laurie and Lulu. What would he tell them? He had been hiding Laurie from Lulu and Lulu from Laurie, but now he knew his days were numbered. He was getting frightened just thinking about...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...

and I am sunburned beyond recognition!

I can't go outside,

so let's write...
The Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

She was the hottest chick in town! She was so happy that she couldn't possibly wipe that smile off her face. If she hadn't been so dang nice, she could have rubbed all their noses in it. While everyone in town had been wanting one, Mindy was the first person in Poetry to get a car phone! She would sit in the car for hours, dialing her phone and playing like...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...

so...

let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Cher was an ingenious woman.  She liked to wear as few clothes as possible to work and she liked to watch men strut their stuff in their boxers , so she decided that being a swimming instructor would be the perfect job for her! However, Cher didn't know how to swim! So with the help of her seventh ex-husband, she set about inventing...

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I'm really tired!

I need to laugh...

so...

let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

Stanley was his birth name.  Studley was his name of choice.  He had spent his entire life trying to impress women.  Now, at the age of 40, he decided to...

Wacky Wednesday...Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and there are lots of birthdays going on!

Who will be honored  today?

Scroll down and...

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

She had waited for this day all of her life.  It was her birthday and people were finally noticing.  Her picture would be on the front page of the paper.  Her rivals would be jealous.  Her beaus would be hot with lust.  Suddenly, the whole nursing home broke out in song, "Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday Dear..."

Wacky Wednesday...The Never-Ending Story!

It is Wednesday...
and I am feeling Wacky...

so it must be Wacky Wednesday!
Where will we go today?

Scroll down and...

Let's write the...
Never-Ending Story!

Directions/Instructions/How-To:

1. I will post a picture and then begin a story
with 3 to 6 sentences...

2. Then I will stop in MID-SENTENCE...

3. The next person picks up (in MID-SENTENCE)

where the last comment left off and will then

add 3 to 6 sentences to continue the story...

4. And then she/he/it will stop in MID-SENTENCE

5. Don't end the story...

it is a never-ending story!

6. You may post as many comments as you want

to continue the story!

Let's Write!

They had begun their trip at the crack of dawn. Pam was anxious to get on the road. She was convinced that "the early bird got the worm". Peter just wanted Pam to take a nap so he could drive in peace.  They were headed to the Open House at Winnie and Tulula's.  Just as they reached the city limit sign in Athens...