Yes, it is true.
Houston held a parade today...
for Lurch and me!
No, I'm not kidding!
All the revelers were dressed in
their finest sequins and lame!
Why did they have a parade
in our honor?
They were celebrating that we
finally got to have a shower!
They carried banners that said:
MALISA WASHED HER HAIR!
It was marvelous!
There was ticker tape...
confetti...
glitter...
and mini bottles of shampoo
flying through the air!
Parade participants were
throwing bars of soap
from the floats!
Women were flashing their bare chests
and screaming:
THROW ME SOME DOVE, MISTER!
It was fantabulous!
Ah, yes...
it is so good to be home.
Don't forget that I am having
a celebratory giveaway.
The prize: a copy of
Flea Market Style.
Yep, all you have to do to enter
is leave the words
"GIMME THAT"
in your comment!
Lurch will be drawing names
from a urinal tomorrow at noon.
You heard me!
Nothing should surprise
you anymore!
After all,
how many people do you know
who have parades in their honor?
